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The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise”
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3am, a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed I realised that 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totalled 12) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him “Midnight”. He didn’t seem mad at all.Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, “We need a new cuckoo clock.” When I asked him why he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, cleared it’s throat, then said Oh sh*t!” cuckooed 4 more more times, cleared it’s throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then fell over the coffee table and farted”  ------------------------------ I'm Workin' On It ACTUALLY DILLIGAF |
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  Onceagain onetoo!Beh Beh Fanks - ☼ Lisa Intergalactic Supporters Association☼ |
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LOL, Hoochie. I've got many others that aren't for posting on here. I can get your addy off someone else I know if you want
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  excellent idea onetoo!Beh Beh Fanks - ☼ Lisa Intergalactic Supporters Association☼ |
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Will do
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Exercising Squatters Rights in the A-Team thread Toots my Smutking  If he asks I've been back since Wednesday |
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Brill onetoo....
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Girls night out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!' Tottenham Hotspur - League Cup Winners 2008 |
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tee hee
rzb!Beh Beh Fanks - ☼ Lisa Intergalactic Supporters Association☼ |
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Rzb☺♥☺♥☺♥☺♥ChelseaFC♥☺♥☺♥☺♥☺ ♫♠♠♠♫♣♣♣♫♫♣♣♣♫♠♠♠♫ FAKER 606 |
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A blonde decides to try horse riding for the first time. She gets on ok, but without warning the horse starts to gallop.
The blonde begins to slip from the saddle, so she grabs hold of the horses neck. But as the horse continues its movement she loses her grip and slids sideways. The ground seems to be rushing up to meet her and she screams in terror. But just in the nick of time the supermarket manager runs out and unplugs the ride from the wall |
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Beh Beh Fanks - ☼ Lisa Intergalactic Supporters Association☼ |
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☺♥☺♥☺♥☺♥ChelseaFC♥☺♥☺♥☺♥☺ ♫♠♠♠♫♣♣♣♫♫♣♣♣♫♠♠♠♫ FAKER 606 |
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by bovrilking:
A blonde decides to try horse riding for the first time. She gets on ok, but without warning the horse starts to gallop. The blonde begins to slip from the saddle, so she grabs hold of the horses neck. But as the horse continues its movement she loses her grip and slids sideways. The ground seems to be rushing up to meet her and she screams in terror. But just in the nick of time the supermarket manager runs out and unplugs the ride from the wall ok bov yeh that was me  I'm contemplating, thinkin' about thinkin',It's overrated, just get another drink in, Watch me come undone  ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Nobbys Angel  Gone but never forgotten Head of Entertainment on board HMS: NEWMARK |
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...nice one...Tottenham Hotspur - League Cup Winners 2008 |
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An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway.
A police officer drove alongside her car and yelled, "Pull over!" The lady yelled back, "No - mittens!" .... Tottenham Hotspur - League Cup Winners 2008 |
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onetoo and  ...except I'm not speaking to himBeh Beh Fanks - ☼ Lisa Intergalactic Supporters Association☼ |
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