Due to the Mods deciding to make a clean sweep of the forum and the dust having settled on the battle with the C.R.A.Ppers the BPF High Command have taken a new broom to the organisational strategy. We shall now pursue a policy of reconciliation and inebriation.

BPF HQ has been refurbished as a Flashy speakeasy and all are welcome!

*we currently have vacancies for a cleaner and a "hostess"

Onwards and Upwards

Our new theme tune - with apologies to the Undertones

♫ ♫ Come right on in and wipe your feet
To the cleanest gaff in the OT Street
()()Have a drink to enhance your mood
Watch out for Bunny, she can be quite lewd

We're gonna do it, gonna do it right
Give it great big licks each and every night!

Come on over you don't need to phone
bring a bottle - you'll never be alone
We'll turn up the sounds and be a wee bit bad
The best night out you know you never had!!

We're gonna do it, gonna do it right
Give it great big licks each and every night!♫
♫

Onwards and Upwards

They appear to have turbo mod on the case again

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Originally posted by Trevpuss:
They appear to have turbo mod on the case again

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*brings in thread warming gifts of

a dozen pairs of marigolds (pink and yellow )
15 leather shammy cloths
lots of money off coupons
a crate of mango for when i come to visit

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Originally posted by Evolution 2.0:
*brings in thread warming gifts of

a dozen pairs of marigolds (pink and yellow )
15 leather shammy cloths
lots of money off coupons
a crate of mango for when i come to visit

Wondered where my emergency supply of marigolds had gone

Evo welcome - thank you for the gifts! I'm sure our new cleaner (when we get one) will love them. I am currently in training for my new role as a speakeasy Moll have you any advice for me?

are you impling that i am from shady background with you request for advice hoochie

more cleavage is needed, and based on my extensive knowledge of molls (a part in a school production of bugsy malone ) you need to swish more, pout more and sit on the fella's knees

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Originally posted by Rosy D:
Wondered where my emergency supply of marigolds had gone

i left the over elbow ones, what you moaning about

**saunters in leaving a trail of muddy footprints and fag ash**

Hey hoochie, nice place you have here! A large gin please and go easy on the domestos!

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Originally posted by Evolution 2.0:

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Originally posted by Rosy D:
Wondered where my emergency supply of marigolds had gone

i left the over elbow ones, what you moaning about

Well how was I meant to see them hidden there!!!

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Originally posted by Rosy D:

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Originally posted by Evolution 2.0:
*brings in thread warming gifts of

a dozen pairs of marigolds (pink and yellow )
15 leather shammy cloths
lots of money off coupons
a crate of mango for when i come to visit

Wondered where my emergency supply of marigolds had gone

hello Rosy ...are you interested in one of our jobs ...or would you just like a drink?

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Originally posted by Rosy D:
Well how was I meant to see them hidden there!!!

you shouldn't have been in such a rush and left them there last time

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Originally posted by ~hoochie~:

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Originally posted by Rosy D:

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Originally posted by Evolution 2.0:
*brings in thread warming gifts of

a dozen pairs of marigolds (pink and yellow )
15 leather shammy cloths
lots of money off coupons
a crate of mango for when i come to visit

Wondered where my emergency supply of marigolds had gone

hello Rosy ...are you interested in one of our jobs ...or would you just like a drink?

I am used to hard labour..it comes of being friends with Evo

A drink would be splendid

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Originally posted by Evolution 2.0:
are you impling that i am from shady background with you request for advice hoochie

more cleavage is needed, and based on my extensive knowledge of molls (a part in a school production of bugsy malone ) you need to swish more, pout more and sit on the fella's knees

ermmmm - thanks for the advice Evo ...I'll work on it!

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Originally posted by Evolution 2.0:

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Originally posted by Rosy D:
Well how was I meant to see them hidden there!!!

you shouldn't have been in such a rush and left them there last time

I had to rush, the video camera batteries were running out

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Originally posted by ~hoochie~:


hello Rosy ...are you interested in one of our jobs ...or would you just like a drink?

it has to be more like this hooch

*swings into center of the room
"hi there rosy, you interested in one of our openings or
*inhales on cigarette holder (note no ciggy)and puffs air out seductivly (no choking )
or can i quench your thirst ...*big wink *pout *wiggle

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Originally posted by Rosy D:
I am used to hard labour..it comes of being friends with Evo

A drink would be splendid

have three - help yourself ...I have to work out how to turn on this smoke machine to add atmosphere!

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Originally posted by Evolution 2.0:

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Originally posted by ~hoochie~:


hello Rosy ...are you interested in one of our jobs ...or would you just like a drink?

it has to be more like this hooch

*swings into center of the room
"hi there rosy, you interested in one of our openings or
*inhales on cigarette holder (note no ciggy)and puffs air out seductivly (no choking )
or can i quench your thirst ...*big wink *pout *wiggle

She's done this before people

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Originally posted by Rosy D:
I had to rush, the video camera batteries were running out

you know u tube won't let you have another account rosy