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A chill wind whistles through the empty grey threads. Dust is blown up and plays at the corner of the pixels, before flying off to play somewhere more lively. Somewhere, an owl screeches - movement, ever so slight, reveals a lonely Adman searching through the gloom.

This is the Forum.

This is the week.

This was.

It felt like an abandoned house when the children had all left and their parents had moved on. Nothing moved; everything was still. Even hope, which had once lightened dark corners, had now flown to forums distant.

The dark cloud of reality hung over the text. Echoes of laughter reverberated - but only in the Adman's mind. Dead Men's Feet. Squirrels. Acceptance speeches. All now gone. All now mere memories. All now dust.
 
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"Human beings, vegetables, or comic dust, we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible player" So who's playing the tune at present Adman?


"A need for quotation confesses inferiority"..Ralph Waldo Emmerson
 
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"Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better."
 
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Tears fall and stain the dust amongst the broken dreams that lie scattered across the marbled floor. The dying echo of the last footfalls of long departed friends. Hope, fragile hope, dead and gone forever, leaving a heart too heavy to endure………..Anyone fancy a beer?


'All we see and seem is but a dream within a dream' Poe
 
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Where's Jay and his virtual bar when you need him? He hasn't been around since Thursday!

(Actually, I know - he says he's sodded off to HMS Collingwood Maritime Warfare School to teach people how to send bangy things flying onto the heads of people who can't stop them because they have less effective bangy things to use!).

LML and Gravy are both mysteriously absent at the same time because they are moving house. Aurora said she's going to be offline for a few days ...

... hang on a minute! What's the date?!
 
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Not absent anymore am I?


-Every rose has its thorns. Mine are all sticking in my side.
 
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This is a gloomy thread.

Okay, so it looks increasing likely that we've been
disappointed, yet again.

This is pretty much what we expected, isn't it?

Are we downhearted?
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Yep!
 
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I'm not - LML is back!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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I'm not - LML is back!!!!!!!!!!!


Don't be deceived, LML; he's only saying this because Jays on a course at HMS Collingwood!

Smile

After all those "loo related posts" I think we'll have to call Adman him Dan Dan the lavatory man! Razz
 
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Hey! I didn't start the loo thing!

Actually, come to think of it ... I did!
 
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because Jays on a course at HMS Collingwood

Who has been revealing my whereabouts? We have a security leak! Inform security! Nail uneven bits of wood across the windows!

PS. I’m back! Be afraid, be very afraid!
 
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Originally posted by Adman1961
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Where's Jay and his virtual bar when you need him? He hasn't been around since Thursday!

(Actually, I know - he says he's sodded off to HMS Collingwood Maritime Warfare School to teach people how to send bangy things flying onto the heads of people who can't stop them because they have less effective bangy things to use!).

Confused
My defence shall be I merely repeated information already in the public domain.
Please sir, does this mean you'll have to shoot your mate, Adman? Wink
 
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You're all so violent. Tsk.


-Every rose has its thorns. Mine are all sticking in my side.
 
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'Chief! Target the London abode of Lewes with the Tomahawk... While you're at it - see if we can find a legal way to remove that Adman's trouser fruit...?'

*Murmers from the Chief*

'What do you mean; 'the leagality of shooting Lewes?' Open season on Civil Servants lasts between the Lib Dem and Concervative Party conferences! Everyone knows that!'
 
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While you're at it - see if we can find a legal way to remove that Adman's trouser fruit...?'


You'll need a bloody big fruit knife mate!
 
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Chief! Target the London abode of Lewes with the Tomahawk


Hmm?

Given the quality of (US) ordnance and the coalitions past history...
you'll either fall short and shoot into the canal...
or over shoot and land in the trees and decimate the squirrels.
*Lewes places a large sauce pan on his head and ducks down low*
 
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Why is Lewes doing an impression of a Dalek?
 
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Dalek or not... I'm shooting him, his canal, squrrels...!

Now where did I leave my bush-knife?
 
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Just noticed that the Production Team are in...

Could you tell us if the forum is going to remain here post 30.9.05?
 
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Nice change of pace there Jay.

Pleeeease Production Team, we want to stay out to play a bit longerrrrr...


-Every rose has its thorns. Mine are all sticking in my side.
 
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Yes…!

Please Mr/Miss/Mrs/Ms Production Team (delete as appropriate) we want to stay and play… And after all; the PLAY’s the thing!

(Okay poor pun… Vomit inducing… Just put me down now – put me out of my misery!)
 
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Never mind Jay, put it down to deadline-induced insanity...

*lip quivers, bursts into tears*


-Every rose has its thorns. Mine are all sticking in my side.
 
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NVAJD strikes again!

I think you scared them off Jay/LML!
 
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NVAJD strikes again!

I've got it sussed at last... It's you making money!

On Monday (assuming the forum is still here), you'll be flogging NVAJD anti-venom, competitively priced at £15.99, suppositories included!
 
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Dalek or not... I'm shooting him, his canal, squrrels...!

Now where did I leave my bush-knife?


It was your partner-in-flatulence who squealed - bomb him!

Any more of this and I'll send the squirrels to gnaw at your Trafalgar Square podium! Wink
 
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