Ok everybodypeeps, we've written a chain radio play - now let's try some chain joke!

The only rule is that you are only allowed to write ONE SENTENCE of the gag, and we don't want any obvious non-sequitars. It can be as long or as short as it gets - a bottle of champagne from Jay's virtual bar for whoever works in a credible, even vaguely humourous punchline!

The kick-off follows; I swear this isn't a real gag, but I've tried to give everyone something to play with!



An Englishman, an American and a Martian walk into a pub, and the Englishman walks up to the bar and says 'I'd like a pint of Best Bitter please, landlord.

... The Englishman then turns to the American and asks what he wants....

The American replies he would like a bottle of bud....

... so the barman serves the Englishman his Best Bitter and the American his Budweiser, turns to the Martian and asks 'And what would you like sir?'

Esaelp ekoc dna idracab a!

With or without nomel sir? Asked the barman.

And the Englishman says to the Martian "It's okay, Skreep, I'll get these, you're pissed again!"

Three dinosaurs are sitting at the side of a cliff watching a pterodacyl flying around.

One dinosaur says to the other "Hey guys have you seen that Englishman that american and that martian over there at the bar?"

... The second one said, "No. Sorry, I didn't. I was repairing the puncture on my bike."

i'm not laughing

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Originally posted by lil sweet me:
i'm not laughing

It's a chain joke. I didn't write the punch line only the next part. Please add an ongoing sentence to the chain.

Btw, you have the same picture as me. It's a case of great minds think alike, or just confusing identities.

Any gag you have to explain ...

........said the blonde.