We have all been chatting on the forum for a while, I wonder if we would recognise each other if we all met up on the short list.

Check with you guys tomorrow, Got to go to the gym for a workout and sauna , probably have a tanning session too. Got to keep in shape ya know.

You can recognise me by the long black coat down to my ankles and the sun glass even though it's 1am. Sorry that was Neo.

I think my username gives a pretty large clue to my real name, kinda takes a lot of the guesswork out of it really. Plus there's a picture of me somewhere on my website (no, not that kind of picture).

How many people just googled "LilMissLesley"?

How many people just goofled "LilMissLesley"?

You know...googling lilmisslesley actually finds my website. Isn't the internet small?

I never have posted a photo on any web sites so can't help you out on that one.

Yes, you should have included a hit counter.

Don't bother googling my name!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhh, I got a star. Shoot me again!

I've got a webalizer hidden away. I think people are advised against putting their photos on the internet, in case you get a stalker. At least if I got a stalker, I'd have someone to talk to (awwww).

Don't mean be be serious but my sister had a stalker, it's no fun.

Don't mean to be serious but my sister had a stalker, it's no fun.

My friend got one from putting a photo on his website. Proper scary stuff.

Hey LML, if nobody else is going to be a gentleman, I am ... nice eyes, hon!

In agreeance with the person that shot me. I don't have a wab site but to be "geeky" google research instruments, 'tis where I work.

no I don't know if "agreeance" is a real word
NO I an not on commission from google!

Thankyou Adman. I think that might even make up for the earlier potato If you get on tv, you can print out a picture of me and wave it in front of the camera, so I can pretend I'm really there.

You specialise in micromanipulation? Is that as hard as it sounds? (you should be on commission from Google)

Not sure either of my two wives (I'm a Mormon) or my grandchildren would understand, so I'll wave to you!

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Originally posted by Crampy:
We have all been chatting on the forum for a while, I wonder if we would recognise each other if we all met up on the short list.

Well, if you meet up with a chap who is consistently late for meetings and invariably dressed like a tramp - then it might be worth asking him about a lack of spoons.

If your late for the meeting how will I know you are going to be there.



I know......... Ask about the shortage of spoons - yeah

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You specialise in micromanipulation? Is that as hard as it sounds?

It has its "fly by the seat of your pants" moments, like the time I met Princess Ann.

I said I'd be late - not that I wasn't going to turn up. It's just I'll have to grab a coffee and a bacon sandwich before hand, and that always makes me late.

So you can ask me about spoons when I turn up.

And anyway, then you'll definitely know it's me because I will be a) late b) looking like a tramp because I will have just fallen out of bed and c) carrying coffee and a bacon sandwich.

Coming soon: The Osborne's Spotter's Guide to TPTT Forum...

Originallity never was my thing.


Nice answer Alex.

Sorry Who are you again?

I'm easy to recognise,

I'm the bloke down the pub on the 21st crying into his beer "i could have been a contender"


Wonder how many entries?

"Wonder how many entries"

Maybe here's a guide;

'Sports Shorts' is a 10 minute play comp currently on Radio Five Live. The prize is to have your play performed on R5L and a seat at the Sports Personality Of the Year show (!wow!). They had 1100 entries last year!

I read somewhere that Operatunity (from the same PT as ours) had more entrants than Pop Idol - and Pop Idol had 10,000 auditions!

Those, I think, are probably your minimums and maximums. Total guess from me - 2000? I'd love to know - either way, the more that come in the better I'm going to feel!