Especially for Lewes
Method A
1. Learn Farsi and Lithuanian (The most vital page in English will be missing.)
2. Carefully lay out all the pieces and check them.
3. Return to store for missing pieces which will, of course be out of stock
4. When you have all the pieces ensure they are all the right way round and follow the instructions carefully.
5. Return to store because you have two right hand panels and no left hand ones.
6. Purchase special drills to make holes they forgot to drill.
7. Take unit apart because you forgot to put brace “B” in Location socket “Z” in step 3
8. Re assemble unit.
9. Return to store because back panel “H” was damaged in 7 above.
10. Re assemble unit.
11. Stand back and admire your handiwork which looks like a Picasso sculpture of a train crash.
METHOD B
1 Drink Wine
2 Screw bits together in the order they fall out of the box. (Use extra screws from garage if necessary)
3 Stand back and admire your handiwork which looks like a Picasso sculpture of a train
I only arsked . . .