Inspired by Lewes - imagine you're a contestant on Mastermind ... I realise that for most of us here this is unlikely, use your imagination.

What would your specialist subject be?

Name: Zabriel
Ocupation: IT Consultant
Specialist Subject: The bleedin' obvious.


You get the idea.

Name: Adman

Occupation: Circular pyromaniac

Specialist Subject:- Car names since 1965

Name: Jay

Occupation: Royal Navy Officer

Specialist Subject: Inventing excuses for ridiculous navigational accidents

Name: Moonbird 97

Occupation: literary refuse collector

Specialist Subject: sorting good crap from bad crap

Name : Playfull

Occupation : Company Director

Specialist subject : Moonbird sexing

Name: Adman 1952

Occupation: someone who stirs unpleasant stuff

Specialist Subject: anagrams eg: madam i'm adam (more to follow folks)

playfull that is a pathetic attempt - and you know it - come on man

Name: Lewes

Occupation: sycophant

Specialist Subject: agreeing with the majority - lacking in creativity (original for a sycophant)

Name : Moonbirds 97 through 99

Occupation : Spleen ventor/agitator

Specialist subject : Balancing chip on shoulder



is that any beter moonb

"madam i'm adam" is a palindrome, not an anagram

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Name : Moonbirds 97 through 99

Occupations : Spleen ventor/agitator

Specialist subject : Balancing chip on shoulder

I know but wouldn't it be boring without them

I hope Moonbird 100 is off the bench and warming up.
Looks as if Moonbird 99's about to off the pitch

No, it would be peaceful and pleasant...

you are quite correct as usual LML - now let me think of your thingy

Moonbird, I don't want you thinking about any of my thingys.

moonbird 100 is being fertilised as I post - bless the little darling - I hear ADMAN 1963 is also growing - so "clash of the titans ahoy" ???

LML - keep your thingys to yourself

Hmmm... Bringing us joy and good tidings again I see!

Moonb i don't understand why you feel you need to do what you do, but the post about Lewes is seriously pathetic. I now feel genuinely sorry for you and the world of loathing you appear to inhabit.

Feel free to have a go mate i'm sure you will, but realise that I can only be touched by the opinions of those I respect, of whom there are many who post here and you are not and never will be one.

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Posted by Moonbird99 "Moonbird 100 is being fertilised as I post"

Fertiliser would be your specialised
subject.

You appear to be full of it.

Monbird, Serious question.

Are you this agressive in real life? If not why here?

Gravedigger - you SO don't get it do you - Adman (my mate DOES thank god) .... errrr it's a wind up LOL

OK - It's a wind up, Unfortunately like all your posts it is irrelevant. Thanks for the insight.

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Unfortunately like all your posts it is irrelevant

So sorry to bore you - I wish I could deliver inspiring/radical posts like YOU do - but I'll try my best

Practice makes perfect!