Being a resident of Siberia, and an afficianado of all things Russian, I thought you all might be interested in this little nugget, especialy the producers round at Channel four, who have a mouth watering predeliction for the male genetalia, pictures of which they delight in broadcasting to the nation. Well cop this yer pervs. The Ruskies are opening a new museum in St. Pete's, devoted to erotica. The star exhibit of the collection is to be Rasputin's dong, no my dears, I am not playing with you. Straight. The new curator enthuses, at no time trying to create a bone of contention, that this member of the museum corpus is a full thirty centimetres in lenght.
Now, on reading this I got out my trusty calculator, 30cms = 11.5 inches. This reminded me of an Australian aquaintence of many years ago, who answered to the sobriquet eleven-pence-ha'penny, his party piece was to lay his todger out on the table and measure it in coin of the Realm, the full length was of course eleven-pence-ha'penny.
What you may say is the point of all this? Simple, if I don't shock you sad sods into doing something gainful with your lives, then this forum is likely to go on for years, and as I am determined to have the last word, I can not spare the time. So clear off the lot of you.
