Just back from a brief soujourn in southern Spain - talk of TODGERS ???? Look matey if your talking about members or membership then just refresh - either in the shower or by hitting F3 or whatever F key!!

Moonie, I was not talking about mine, or suggesting that I am the yardstick against which all others are measured, all I was doing was drawing peoples attention to the fact that the ruskies are putting Rasputin's dong on display and that I had a mate to whom the value of elevenpence ha'penny is not monetary.

One question, and do not for heavens sake think that I am being fascetious, I can not even spell the word, why go all the way to Spain for a pint of Guiness and a bag of chips? you can get all that in Southend, and the water will give you the s..ts. Creoso y ty bachgen

Sadly Guiness and chips are hard to find in Peurto Bannus - however I did find a rather cheap and delicious Rose which helped the olives slide down the hatch a little easier! A day visit to Gibraltar (bizarre place) did have guiness and chips in abundance aswell as numerous Barbary Apes who were intent on nicking both the guiness and the chips if I'd been carrying any. Right - just of to the Chippy and the local Irish pub!