Rapidly changing the subject, I think the heat exhaustion is getting to me, has anyone found anything interesting o nthe other forums? To that piont has anyone bothered going on any other part of C4's forums?

Is it so bad I have to reply to me own posts?

Apparently there is 1021 people online at the time of this posting.

God I'm bored!

It didn't even occur to me to look. This one is obviously the best, we're here.

Do any of the other forums work better than this one?

Dunno, never tried them.

The truly awful phrase "Why have a cheeseburger when you have steak at home" comes to mind.

The film forum is quite entertaining.

You get some good observations and comments.

I think so anyway

"I'd rather spend an eternity in Hades with people I like than one day in Heaven with those who are not in tune with my spirit"

Apt for my feelings about all you lot ; and a prize for the first person to identify who wrote that!!!

I Confess . .

I did go on the DIY forum and give someone some great tips on restoring discoloured grouting.

Please, please do not hold it against me folks I know I need to get out more. But Professional help? Grouters Anonymous?

(ps Just as B*^%$&(y slow as this one)

You mean we don't get to hear your grouting tips?

This forum is turning into Hades the way it's been behaving lately

You must first join the most ancient order of grout dibblers (application forms at any branch of B&Q) and then serve an apprenticeship until you are proficient with your mongey sponge. After which you must swear eternal allegence on the sacred parrot jawed nibbler. Then and only then will I share my secrets with you.

Unless you buy me a beer of course!

Gravedigger,

You should not post your grouting tips untill you have found out if Channel 4 are commissioning your new series 'Changing Graves'

Gravedigger,

Don't share your grouting tips untill you know if Channel 4 are commissioning your new diy series 'Changing Graves'

Or 'Tile Team' fronted by Tony Robinson?

Or 'Grout Expectations'.

You forgot "A Spacer Oddessy"

Damn! Missed that one!

How about 'Spatlua On A Hot Tin Roof?'

Spatula!

And the theme tune for Gravedigger's new programme?

"Grind Stone Cowboy"!

Ok, I admit it - I had to type 'tiling tools' into Google!

Adman, put us (or me anyway) out of our misery - who said that? I googled it and bizarely came up with:

"... decided that I would rather spend an eternity in Hades with my hubby than to spend one day without him in Mormon Heaven"

Well clearly I've been around for a bit (no. of posts), so I'll put a plug in for my forum 'home' the NEWS FORUM. You do have ignorant people who will jump up and down on your head and think nothing of it if you don't agree with them, but on it's day, it's the best spot on the beach.

Well clearly I've been around for a bit (no. of posts), so I'll put a plug in for my forum 'home' the NEWS FORUM. You do have ignorant people who will jump up and down on your head and think nothing of it if you don't agree with them, but on it's day, it's the best spot on the beach.

Come and join us! (I've heard it's wise to stay away from all things BB!