Just a warning to all you good folks - if anyone is coming into Gloucestershire today or tomorrow, be aware that many of the County's pumps are dry; not through blockades or action, but just because we stupid carrot-crunching berks have gone on a panic-buying spree.
I had to get petrol this morning. Bloke in front of me in a big 4 X 4 jammed his tank full. I got a look at the pump - he had managed to put £6.60 worth in! Must have used that sitting in the queue.
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For many years I lived in Gloucestershire, with friendly neighbours, polite drivers and few traffic jams, and have now moved to Northampton...,where I met the same. Perhaps a programme should be made about the way Londoners treat each other, so the rest of the country can shake our heads that anyone ever actually chooses to live there!
I have attempted to verify the existence of these alleged earthly paradises: "Gloucestershire"; "Northampton"; unfortunately maps sold in London do not depict anything much further north than Potters Bar.
They say you can find anything in London - but we have a colour up here you don't have - it's called 'green'
London is one of the greenest cities in the world. We have fine parks, and lots of quiet squares full of noble trees... which are full of... squirrels! Squirrels! twitch twitch