No, but I think it could be argued that squirrels are cuter than children and therefore should not be consumed.

...
or those of their (synchronised farting) companion.

quote:

...it could be argued that squirrels are cuter than children...

but then
you don't have them watching you...
day and night...
night and day...
with their squidgey noses
and their little bushy tails.

IMPORTANT NOTICE

No infants or furry creatured were harmed during the previous postings...

...unfortunately.

No, that's true. You need to stop thinking about the squirrels I think...

You can see what I've to put with!

How would you feel if you had a dozen of the little
b***ards, drunk on wine dregs, having a party on your dustbins at two o'clock in the morning?

Ready...
Steady...
aim for the ringleader, men...
the one on the wall, waving his...

Oh I'm so sorry that I no longer suffer from NAVJD - because there's a great joke there that includes the words 'squirrel' and 'nuts' ...

Hehe

Someone agrees with me.

My previous posting doesn't make sense...
the moderator has removed the link (of Adders) to
a picture of a squirrel showing off his collection of nuts.

The only good squirrel is a squidgy spot on the road!

That's me out of the running then ...

You Swine Lewes

My son is a Squirrel.

(That sounds like a headline from the Daily Sport doesnt it! - For those not in the know Squirrels is the youngest branch of the scouts.)

No offence, Zabs...
but if it's small, furry and attacks my dustbin it's a legitimate target.

You've met the wife ...

He's still working on his "night-time dustbin attack" badge Lewes, but we're very hopeful.

My eldest boy has just got into Beavers.

(Thats the next one up from Squirrels - before Cubs for all those NVAD sufferers out there who are now having convulsions)

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My eldest boy has just got into Beavers.

Errrmmm ... no, maybe not.

I have to question the wisdom of the management of these youth movements...
naming the membership after annoying little animals.

Hmm?

Wasn't it a police chief who referred to ASBO'd kids as "feral children"?

Good enough for me.

Reloading...
counting to three...
one...
two...

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Originally posted by Adman 1961:

quote:

I will cease this chain of thought before I infect any likely winners!

Thanks from all the winners!

I notice how you didn't say 'likely winner' in your reply Adman. Was that a subtle hint. Was it hmm, hmm? Well - if it was then good luck and I promise I will let loose my acerbic tongue on anyone that slags off the writers...

Minxy - I was of course writing ON BEHALF of the winners, not AS one!

And any time you need to exercise your acerbic tongue ... ah, no, maybe not!