Yes, and it's annoying the cr@p out of me! I have to allow pop-ups on this site to enable me to post... so I'm coerced into the game of 'kill the pop' every few seconds!

The pop ups are as annoying in cyber space as the traffic wardens are in my street.

Lewes, I would also like to point out that besides, as Minxy said, actuaries, there is a deep dating pool in rehab environments.

But I think match.com may be simpler. Once you get a date, post it on the forum and we will all pester you mercilessly to show up.

Swannsterama

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I'm coerced into the game of 'kill the pop' every few seconds!

Kill The Pop? A new tv show!

"Hi I'm Randy Allertime, and welcome to Kill The Pop - the great gameshow where you, the audience, get a chance to say ...

(Audience) "... Drop Dead Daddy!"

"Yes, it's that time again folks - and here's a quick reminder of the rules. We've tied five forlorn fathers to our Wicked Whipping Wheel, and if their families don't get three quirky questions right in a row, what do we do folks?

(Audience) "Whip the sh*t out of them!"

"Ha ha, yes, that's right - but no show would be complete without our gorgeous, gregarious, gangrenous Mistress Of Masochisms would it? So bring out these week's celebrity torturer, the Pussy with the Cat O'Nine Tails - it's our Vladivostock Vixen, none other than Natalya Iranova, the Russian Shotput Champion!"

(Audience applause).

"Now then Natalya, how's that right arm? Feeling good and strong this week? Ready to strip some skin?"

"Da."

"No, Natalya, your Da's not here tonight, but here's five who are ..."

Etc etc.

Go on addy pitch it to mentorn, i dare ya!

Minxy,

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Originally posted by playfull:
I actually feel inadequate...

Perhaps you've just got big hands?

What a mammery sorry memory.

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pitch it to mentorn

Playfull - was that deliberate? If so, it's brilliant! We have a new and even nastier strain of NVAJD to worry about!

I can't get a date either...though a cute guy stared at me in a seminar yesterday...It was more like an "I'm going to kill you" stare though.

Nuts to setting up a writing site, we're setting up a dating site instead.

What's this? Girls can't get dates?

When I was a lot younger, lighter and significantly more single - say, early 20's - it was the BLOKES who couldn't get dates! Not just me - I know I have the kind of face that still makes midwives want to slap my mother - all of 'em!

What's going on?!

"Pop ups"?
I don't get pop ups!

Nothing comes my way!

So we'd heard ...