"The Winner Takes It All"

This has gone a bit melancholy now.

John Lennon - "Imagine"?

"There's Nothing Like A Dame" for Jay

Or 'Hair' ...

The Smiths - "Heaven Know's I'm Miserable Now"

(Post Adman's post on 18 Days!)

oO(Why not pick me? Why not me? I could have been a contender!)

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ARRRGGGGH!

*Loads pistol*

*Serenades Jay with "you're once, twice, three times a lady..."*

Right! That's it! You two! Outside now!

"I predict a riot"

Uh oh *hides under the duvet*

Did you hear about the three dyslexic blokes who had a fight?

It was a trio.

Aaaaaah! No! I've had a relapse!

Welcome back Zabs. I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed. Would you like me to stick my head in a bucket of water? I've got one ready ...

Lewes: "I had a little fig tree."

Adman: "The tears of a clown."

JaysPlays: "In the Navy" (Obviously!)

LML: Anything by Simply Red.

Judging by the current frenetic postings –

‘Fever’

Followed by ‘September song’

quote:

Central Stores

Now that's just blatent advertising! Who could have put you up to...

Adman, where are you going with that cash?

Sorry chaps no idea what you are talking about

Oh dear!

Now - where's that directory of Government offices ... got it! Now then - oooh! Hang on, just got to riffle through to another page - is there a hyphen in 'Internal Security'?

Oh, I've found it. It's right by 'Internal Investigation'.

Watch it Adman,

Those guys like to don rubber gloves!