Channels on a TV.

I had a lot of fun with this on another board

Basically just try and imagine you are flicking through the channels of a TV and each
time the first programme seems to lead into the next one with a humourous result!

So I would post the first programme, the next poster the next etc.


E.G.


"...today on Blue Peter we are going to take some toilet roll tubes, some glue and
some sticky back plastic and build...."

*click*

"...Weapons of Mass Destruction. Today Tony Blair said in a statement that..."

Get the idea?

OK, I will start,

"Today Tony Blair said in a statement to the worlds media..."

*click*

"you are the weakest link, goodbye"

"but you could be entitled to a no win, no fee claim with..."

"...Barney and friends! Today children we will be learning about..."

*click*

"...a lovely lemon mousse, which is served with a raspberry coulis on the..."

...female of the species that instigated the mating ritual. Once her partner has...

"...the six bedroom house in an upmarket area of..."

“… the sea bed. The prickly crustacean lies in wait for…”

...Makosi! Who has annoyed the other house mates by eating all the ..."

*click*

".... lipstick. Item no: 456 609. £16.00 £2.15 p&p. And now for today's special... "

"...report by our political editor..."

"...Roisin Murphy,-Moloko's front lady-in session..."

"...ably supported by his long term deputy, Gordon Brown..."

"...the first man to traverse the Atlantic Ocean in..."

"...before diving into a tank of killer pirahna! Later on in the evening at Barnam's Circus we will see a man sticking a ..."

"...small wading bird in the mudflats. It feasts on a diet of small insects, most notably..."

... before emitting that plaintive cry 'I submitted too late! I submitted too late! It's not fair! It's not fair. The world's against me! The world's against me!'

Hmmm ... think that ends it guys?

Thank you Moderator.

Oh! I can post again!

Hehe - looks like the bug at C4 killed off this thread anyway