Unless you include any film that is remotely connected to the Python team:
Clockwise Brazil A Fish Called Wander Nuns On The Run Twelve Monkeys Time Bandits Baron Munchousan (spelling?) (Some zoo film I forget the name) Transformers the movie Jabberwocky American Tale 2 George Of The Jungle Die Another Day
Erm..... there must be more.
My Favs Life of Brian. Though I really laughed when I first saw Meaning Of Life, but recent repeat viewing it lost something. HG is ok, but inferior to LOB.
My friend corrects me. There are in fact 5 Monty Python Films. As well as LOB, MOL, and HG, ther is: "And Now For Something Compleatly Differant" "Live At The Hollywood Bowl" They appeared at cinemas, so that makes them Movies.
Missed from above:
Erik The Viking Splitting Heirs Feirce Creatures (The zoo film) Shrek 2 George Of The Jungle 2 Harry Potter 1 & 2 Rat Race Wind In The Willows Yellowbeard South Park the movie (had Eric Idle) Casper Missing Pieces The Missionary Rentadick Fear and Loathing In Las Vagas The Fisher King Labyrinth Consuming Passions The Rutles (&2) The Crimson Permanent Assurance (prelude to Meaning Of Life)
So, any Monty Python Completists can paruse the above at leasure.
Mrs Brown opens the fridge and a man, wearing a red and white striped jacket, straw hat and brandishing a white cane, steps out
Whenever life gets you down Mrs Brown and things seem hard or tough And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft and you feel that you’ve had quite enouooouughhhh
Just remember that you’re standing on a planet that’s evolving Revolving at 900 miles an hour That’s orbiting at 19 miles a second so it’s reckoned a sun that is the source of all our power The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see are moving at a million miles a day In an outer spiral arm that’s 40’000 light years wide in a galaxy we call the Milky Way
Our galaxy itself contains 100 billion stars It’s 100’000 light years side to side It bulges in the middle 16’000 light years thick but out by us it’s just 3’000 light years wide We’re 30’000 light years from galactic central point we go round every 200 million years And our galaxy is only one of millions and billions in this amazing and expanding universe
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding in all of the directions it can whiz As fast as it can go, the speed of light you know 18 million meters a minute and that’s the fastest thing there is So remember when you’re feeling very small and insecure How amazing and unlikely is your birth And pray that there is intelligent life somewhere out in space Because there is bugger all don here on Earth
Donor People “Can we have your liver then” Mrs Brown “Oh well all right”