Stars Casper Van Dien [Hero in Starship Troopers], Tiny Lister [President in Fift Element, Erika Erika.....[That blonde bird in baywatch] and a host of unknowns...oh and Coolio.
Seriously nothing can compare to how bad this film is. Acting is awful...the worst from Coolio, the story is embarrasing and the plot is ameturishly presented. The less said about the production design the better and the costumes....i mean come on, its the year 3000AD and Dracula sports a 1905's Dracula costume. no attempt to modernise it.
All you guys who wanna be film makers. Buy this film, watch it and keep it in a visible place...as a reminder on how not to make a film. Seriously its that bad.
And another late entry - The Ladykillers - unbelievably appalling.....God knows what the Coen's thought they were doing - after Intolerable Cruelity and now this perhaps they need some time out to recharge the creative batteries and come with something close to what theu used to be capable of......cos this was rubbish....
I never see crap films anymore because after 20 years of watching films, you can see them coming a mile off. Van Helsing, Underworld, Arthur, Alexander, The Mummy, The Forgotten, Hide And Seek, The Beach...all generic, predictable, formulaic dross. Yes, they might have good production values, are competently directed and look fantastic, but there's no innovation and certainly nothing challenging from a cinematic standpoint. Less than 5% of the films produced in America each year are worth watching, and yet we're still prepared to be spoon-fed this nonsense. Learn to have some quality control, spot the formulaic, blockbuster set-ups, get off our arses and start to discover some of the wonderful films out there, because 90% of them will never get a cinema run.
Originally posted by Pentiette: I never see crap films anymore because after 20 years of watching films, you can see them coming a mile off. Van Helsing, Underworld, Arthur, Alexander, The Mummy, The Forgotten, Hide And Seek, The Beach...all generic, predictable, formulaic dross. Yes, they might have good production values, are competently directed and look fantastic, but there's no innovation and certainly nothing challenging from a cinematic standpoint. Less than 5% of the films produced in America each year are worth watching, and yet we're still prepared to be spoon-fed this nonsense. Learn to have some quality control, spot the formulaic, blockbuster set-ups, get off our arses and start to discover some of the wonderful films out there, because 90% of them will never get a cinema run.
Interesting stuff Pentiette, but tell me, how did you know they would be crap before seeing them, and without reading reviews by other people? Was it something in the trailor? Something not in the tralor? Just interested.
well there was a few but thunder birds was pretty crap stick to the puppets!! and im no it wasnt relesed in 2004 but i saw it house of a thousand corpses it was sh**!!!!!!!
Originally posted by StevieB: And another late entry - The Ladykillers - unbelievably appalling.....God knows what the Coen's thought they were doing - after Intolerable Cruelity and now this perhaps they need some time out to recharge the creative batteries and come with something close to what theu used to be capable of......cos this was rubbish....
I don't agree. I was not expecting to like this but thought that it was done really well. Different but still good.
