I'm looking for good movie quotes...

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

"We've gone on holiday by mistake."

"Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off."

"All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain."

...that sort of thing.

Please list your favourites!

Starnge things are afoot at the Circle K...

Give me an occupation Miss Dashwood or I shall run mad

Now you know what we are, now you know what you are...You never grow old Michael and you can never die but you must feed

I have crossed oceans of time to find you

You are in a position unsuitable to be mortal

Get to the back of the Van!

I'll be right here

Stop with the negative waves

...I was taking her hand to help her out of a car and I just knew. It was like...magic

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it!

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengence and furious anger,those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. For you will know my name is the lord, when I lay my vengence upon thee.

Pulp Fiction

"I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free."

any of you f££kng pigs move, I'll execute every mother-F**king last one of you. - Pulp fiction

Thank you for your co-operation - Robocop

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum!

Glad to meet ya kid, you're a real horse's ass.

Say hello to my little friend!

You're tearing me apart!

I could-a had class. I could-a been a contender. I could-a been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.

Wendy? Darling? Light of my life? I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in.

Nice buns. You work out?

Theoden King had some of the best lines in movie history

Aragorn - "You said this castle would never fall while your men defend it, they still defend it they have died defending it"
Aragorn - "Is ther no other way out of the caves, Is there no other way"
Leige - "Yes there is a passage through the mountains but the-urk hai are too many"
Theoden "What would you have me do"
Gandalf - "Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day, at dawn look to the east"
Aragorn - "Ride out with me, draw them away from your women and children"
Gimli - "yess"
Theoden - "Let this be the hour when we draw swords together"
Gimli - "Yess"
Theoden - "The horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the deep one last time"
Gimli - "Yess"
(horn blowing)
Theoden - "Fell deeds awake, now for wrath, now for ruin and for a red dawn forr Theolingisss!"

Gandalf - "Theoden King stands alone"
Eomer - "Not alone, Romhirrum!, to the king!"

Sorry that is a whole scene of quotes but what a scene!

"You can never go home again Oatman but I guess you can shop there."

"No don't give a shot. Don't shoot anything."

"Ten years! Ten years! Ten years man!. What have you been doing for ten years?"

"Hey Jenny Slater. Hey Jenny Slater. Hey Jenny Slater."

"Popcorn!"

All Grosse Pointe Blank

any of the following from a truly great film!


It is so nice when you can sit with someone and not have to talk.


[Playing "Pictionary."]
Jess: "Baby talk"? That's not a saying.
Harry Burns: Oh, but "baby fish mouth" is sweeping the nation? I hear them talking.

Harry Burns: You know, I have a theory that hieroglyphics are just an ancient comic strip about a character named Sphinxy.

Harry Burns: And was it worth it? The sacrifice for a friend you don't even keep in touch with?
Sally Albright: Harry, you might not believe this, but I never considered not sleeping with you a sacrifice.


AND THE ULTIMATE....
Harry Burns: I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Se7en
"Just because some f888er has a library card doesn't make him Yoda"

Butch Cassidy: Then you jump first.
Sundance Kid: No, I said.
Butch Cassidy: What's the matter with you?
Sundance Kid: I can't swim.
Butch Cassidy: Why you crazy, the fall will probably kill you

John Wayne: I aim to kill you Ned, or see you hang at Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience. Which is it to be?
Ned: You sure do talk tough for a one-eyed fat man. Cock-a-doodle-ooo..
John Wayne: Fill your hands you son of a bitch!

Christy, christy Kick the ball, Christy

...The poor unfortunate goshite'

My Left Foot

There are many I can't think of but my two favourites are from Scarface:

'Say hello to my leetle friend!'

'Hey manny, look at that pelican fly!'... 'C'mon pelican!'

- Tony Montana

Rachel Ferrier: I'm allergic to peanut butter.
Ray Ferrier: Since when?
Rachel Ferrier: Birth.

"quite frankly my dear i dont give a damn"

"Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more..."

"Hello, Mr. Hindle. Or as they called you around the hospital: Zepp. I want you to make a choice. There's a slow-acting poison coursing through your system, which only I have the antidote for. Will you murder a mother and her child to save yourself? Listen carefully, if you will. There are rules"

Both by John Doe in SAW.

"They invade our space, we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far and no further!" -Captain Jean Luc Picard from Star Trek: First Contact.

"dog has characther" - Sam Jackson

"I'll Make you an offer you can't refuse" need i say where this is from!!!

You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.

You're the kinda guy who'd f**k someone in the ass and not give them the commomn courtesy of a reach-a-round.

Texas, JESUS CHRIST, only 2 types of people come from Texas, steers and queers and you don't look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.

I'm gonna give you 3 seconds, just 3 f**king seconds to wipe that stupid grin of your face or I will gouge out your eyes and skull-f**k you.

All from full metal jacket. classic