So... forgive me for asking, but...

What happens when you are "entertaining" :fnar:

Do you make the poor girl wait for half an hour?

Actually...that is the best threapy I found.

At the hight, I was washing my feet before getting into bed and more or less trying to get them to do the same.

Now...well, rules go out of the window...whenever that is...

Well... I suppose you could have always disguised it as some form of foreplay, or a messiah complex.

Bugger... I said foreplay on C4... banstick imminent!

I hate feet.

They are pretty minging aren't they?

But unfortunatly pretty essential too.

Essential for walking around, running, standing up straight and balance.

Not for sticking in your ones mouth or eating food off.

Nor do I think much of painted toenails...that's just foot advertising and doesn't make them any prettier...and the least said about toe rings the better.

Ugggghhhh!

Someone elses feet in my mouth

:vomitsmiley:

My feet hardly ever see the light of day, so theres no point in painting the toenails

Bonne nuit mon petit choux fleur

Thanks...same to you.

And if I don't see you again...good morning, good afternoon and goodnight.

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Originally posted by TheSingularity:
And if I don't see you again...

You off then

Nah... you'll be back, they always are

(plus we need to keep the viewers interested!!)

Yes, we should keep them interested.

Sorry for the delay.

Do you like alphabetti spaghetti?

Not as keen on alphabetti spaghetti as I am on normal tinned spaghetti.

I LOVE normal tinned spaghetti thats had cheese melted through it and put on toats though. Yummy!

Of course that should read "on toast"

Not Toats, Stoats or anything else.

Just Toast

Actually, the probelm with alphabetti spaghetti is that you never had enough letters (or its hard to find them) to spell out the words you might wish to.

I'm still a beans on 4 toast man myself. With 3 scrambeled eggs and a bit of cheese (no butter) and some brown sauce...perfect post Saturday night recovery food.

I could just go some of that right now I think!

I just had pork schnitzel.

I only ever have two meals on a Sunday...big though they are.

I'm just debating whether or not I can be bothered to go and make something to eat.

Had a fry-up around 12.30 today, and that seems to have lasted me so far.

If I were there, I think it should just be some cereal actually.

Something milky anyway.

Don't think my stomach could handle anything too milky at the moment.

I have had some cheesy wotsits instead. And a strong white coffee.

I don't do caffeine.

I was suprised to see wotsits are branching out in the flavour department.

I'm more a fan of corn-based snacks that the potato ones...Skips (and prawn cocktail in general) being my favourite.

Skips are one of my favourites too.

Have you ever seen how many skips you can fit in your mouth at one time? I managed a whole packet once, but then had a coughing fit.

A whole packet of crips in ones mouth has set my mind a wandering.

I've never done that...I like eating them one at a time, letting them 'melt' in the mouth.

I do see how many pringles I can get in my mouth.

Its a pain when they melt and stick to your teeth and stuff.

The only downside to Skips and Wotsits I think.

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Originally posted by Amber Nectar:
Its a pain when they melt and stick to your teeth and stuff.

The only downside to Skips and Wotsits I think.

I find the crumbs to be annoying with wotsits and the greasiness.

Shouldn't eat in bed then!