And lo, it was written that the Holy Mrs O and her Holy Husband shouldst descend on Derby next weekend and get most drunken indeed.

And that the Holy Child of Mrs O shalst go forth and stay with Grandad for the weekend.

And Mrs O was happy.

GO FORTH TO THE KITCHEN, Mrs O - forsooth it is written that thou shalst make a sockin great beef casserole for tea, and that it shalst be done by the time the Holy Husband hath finished toiling in the fields. (silly o'clock..)

And next doors cat will tryeth and get in, and shalst have its unholy bottom kicked across the garden.

hell hath no fury like a woman waiting for her dinner!

I know this is not really for biblical quotes but I was quite a wee Sunday school goer in my kiddy days, and I always liked "Do not be afraid or terrified for the Lord your God goes with you. He will never leave you or forsake you."

The bible lies. Christianity is a cult and for that reason I think we should all abandon christmas. Except for the Christmas party, obviously

And Lo, for the Holy Mrs O was not beggared cos as long as she shalst get wellied, Christmas shalst always be a happy time.

Until the bills come in.

Cursed be Bob, Jebus and the Virgin Barry.

Barry's not a virgin anymore

I know that - the result is in the bath flinging soap suds everywhere!! FROFLMAO

Still - he can always pretendeth....

maybe i'll be the Virgin Kitty if pretendings allowed

quote:

FROFLMAO

My god that ^ sounds painful.

I may try it and let you know.

and?

Still trying

does it hurt yet??

No - not yet, mibbee not been doing it long enough

twist abit more :nods:

*Twisting* No mat needed

oh! an expert i see

Nah, never done it before in my life

That could be remedied at the party though :nods:

is that a rather sexy promise

I'll hold her to that.

Hold me where

I'm not sure - if I see something poking out, I'll hold you there *nods*

i like your new sig