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Originally posted by Tartanveggie:
I'm not sure - if I see something poking out, I'll hold you there *nods*

*Looks for appendages*

Well, just with that thing you are practising doing, I wasn't sure what went where

it looks good though

I'm undecided.

it's artistic!

And lo it was prophecied by Jebus and Bob that TV and Kitty were actually completely mad, and that they should say 1400 Hail Barrys and repent at their leisure.

And it forsooth thereupon that The Big O was a catholic sort or something to do with tha Hitler.

Hail? Isn't that a type of weather?!

AHHHH!!!

A sinner in our midst!

Cast her to the demons!

*Falls over*

*stands on The Big O*

who me 2 argue wiv the Goddess??? Roll on tomoz!!!!

wow jo.

very moving indeed.

and the Goddess looked upon Ray and said " lesser man go heal thy bits though they be rong, they must b whole. Some of thy less enlightened sisters have need of them" And Ray walked into the wilderness and rested til the bits healed.. and the Goddess saw that it was good... Book of Ray chapter 22 verse 2

*Contemplates sinning a bit*

*Sticks head out of window*

*Nearly ends up in Morcambe Bay*

Sod that - the weather's far too horrible. Think Bob, Jebus and the Virgin Barry are kicking the bejebus out of each other and weeing on my head.

(TV - can you stop standing on me now please hon - I need to get the kiddos tea ready... Ta! )

OMG must get down on one knee and pray that goodness comes to all and sinners shall be cleansed of all their wrong doings.


Sod that sinners are winners in my book (which is black by the way) lots of names and addy (I wish).


Wishes can come true at a price.

*Falls onto knees and begs Jebus and the Holy Virgin Barry for the cleansing of Molinda's soul*

*Fails miserably*

Ah poo - you can't win 'em all..

Verily life is so full of joys..and the Goddess said.."gerova ere Jo...time for bed" Book of Joanne Chapter 46 verse 3

And verily the Holy Mrs O did decideth that it was time for a shower and bed, for she hath been helping her besteth mate cheateth on her coursework for the last 3 hours.

And is now effing pooped.

GO FORTH to the shower, Mrs O, and pray that thy Holy Husband is asleepeth, and that bonkage doth not occur.

Or if it does, prayeth you sleepeth through it.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH-SOOOOOOOOOLES

And so it came to pass, The Veg no longer had grey hair.

And Jebus wept.. with laughter..

And it was to be that the Lord gave unto us a son. Celebrations shall includeth tinsel, alcohol and the sending forth piece of cardboard to each other.

Verily I say unto you: "It is greater to give than receive"
So everyone must send me presents.
Or be cast into the fires of Hades.....

I think I may be there already