18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMate 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, the Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications such as LadsNightOut 3.1 and Football 4.5 and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.
I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1. But it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that these two systems detected each they caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come with FreeSexPlus and CleanHouse2005.
Shortly after this upgrade, I found Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0’s memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail filters, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and MultiWhinge. These latter products have no Help.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express, which needs to be reinstalled every week, also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible Hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can’t be turned off.
Recently I’ve been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 10 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your money before uninstalling itself.
