hello my lil furry friend.....mmmm..you are lovely and soft.....poo! whats that smell?? you smell of fish and dirty pond! aww you are cleaning yourself now...aww all nice and clean again..*strokes little cat"

i have cleaned myself fastidiously bagel queen, so you will find me very neat and tidy and fresh now. perfect for stroking.

thankyou for the milk and chicken marg. it is just what i needed after my shock! i dont think i have developed a chill!!

beautiful star, so nice you could join us here. it is great fun in my thread. please feel free to play with my ball of wool and other toys. oh, and a saucer of milk too, if you like a tipple.

i heard mrs a. mags had a lovely holiday. she got to see my cousins in spain.

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good night friends, i am exhausted!

can you scan a cat in a cat scan?
you can scan a cat in a cat scan.

Can a cat in a cat scan scan another scanned cat?

can a canned scandinavian cat scan a cat in a cat scan?

Can a cat catcher catch a cat in a catsuit whilst catnapping?

Morning lil cat! missed you yesterday! I have decided to adopt you as my virtual pet teehee...awww you all nice and fluffy today!

aw Bagel. That is lovely.
Does that mean I have a virtual owner?

Am I no longer a stray??

can a spayed stray spray?

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Originally posted by The Little Cat:
can a spayed stray spray?

I always say a grey spayed stray may spray today anyway. Do they say "Yeah" or "Nay"?

they usually say "meow".

good night people.

Goodnight little cat.

morning lil cat...hope you did not stay up too late..

good morninf, good afternoon good evening and good night,

it was so nice and sunny this afternoon i have been out stalking,

how are you bagel my new owner?

hello little cat. i know my auntie comes in to say hello. i promised her i would come on here weeks ago.

Hi Little Cat == How are you !!! I cant believe how quickly this week has gone ,it will soon be spring at this rate yay leaves you chicken - enjoy have a lovely weekend bye

hello marg - yes it has just flown past like a bird in the sky!!! i am happy it is the weekend, because the people are all around and not hunting in the office. i like saturdays because they always come in with lots of plastic bags full of things from the shops. i like sniffing the carrier bags

and hello dannybagel!!!
are you a nephew bagel or a neice bagel?
either way i am sure you are a nice bagel!!!!

hello little cat! yes danny is my nephew...I do hope he has been good..*runs round threads checking where he has posted!*

looks like nephew bagel has been posting nicely - just a little flirting, but he seems like a very nice person and he didn't pull my tail - you have to watch the boys for that! - phew!