LAST NIGHT I WAS DRINKING RATHER TOO MUCH MANY ALCOHOLICS DRINKS. IT WAS IN THE DOUBLE FIGURES FOR PINTS AND DOUBLE FIGURES ON THE SHORTS.

MY MATE WENT BACK TO HIS ROOM IN THE PUB HE STAYS. I NEEDED TO GET BACK TO THE PUB I STAY IN, MANAGED TO GET THERE. BUT THE FRONT DOOR WAS PUSHED TOO.

I CRASHED INTO IT, MAKING A HELL OF A NOISE, THEN SHOOK IT TRYING TO OPEN IT MAKING MORE NOISE. BY THIS STAGE EVERYBODY IN THE PUB IS LOOKING AT ME. I MANAGED TO WORK OUT THE COMPLEX PROBLEM AND OPENED THE DOOR.

I THEN PUT MY ARMS UP LIKE BEING CRUCIFIED AND ANNOUNCED AT THE TOP OF MY VOICE

"I'M DRUNK"

THEN STORMED OFF TO BED.

I WAS AMUSED.

OH I SUBSTITUTED THE WORD DRUNK FOR THE ACTUALL MUCH RUDER WORD I USED.

i bet you wasn't the only one who was amused

Alcoholics drinks? Like windolene, you mean?

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Originally posted by BIBFACETIOUS:

I THEN PUT MY ARMS UP LIKE BEING CRUCIFIED AND ANNOUNCED AT THE TOP OF MY VOICE

"I'M DRUNK"

My most memorable announcement was on the cinema on a ferry to Norway. I puked into a bag and then got up to leave the cinema with aforementioned sick. As I stood up, the ferry lurched and I went flying down the aisle with bag still in hand.
After crashing into the wall at bottom of cinema I, for some unknown reason, felt the need to announce,

"I have a bag of sick" and held it up for all to see.

Mr TV is still mortified and it happened about 8 years ago

^ hee hee hee, now that's funny

Just think of all the great thing you could do with a bag of sick!!

my friend had a bag of sick on a bus once, but it was a see through bag, truely gross

Wow, that must have been fascinating!

It was for the little kid sat infront of him

Mine was a proper sick bag. It was very full. Of spaghetti.

I know you didn't ask for more information but I remember it vividly and thought I should share.

The spaghetti cost about £7. I wasn't impressed at bringing it up.

I was on a scandinavian cruise once (to Hamburg, but it started in Sweden before I got on it. *nods*) and we ate in the poshest restaurant they had, most of the food was cute things like bambis and bunnies and ducks that I don't eat. I can't remember what I had now. But whatever it was it gave me the squits. And I don't poo within earshot of my husband anyway, and we had this tiny cabin with a loo right next to the bed, with a paper thin wall in between. He wondered why I kept running out of the room, well I had to use the public toilet down the corridor!!

I poo when Mr TV is in the room

*shrugs*

I'm liking your modesty.

PMSL

Really?!?! I am in total awe!!

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Really?!?! I am in total awe!!

That's how I felt when I read your post!

Different folks, eh?

I dunno! My folks are disgusting, they don't always flush the toilet when they use it, and they do it at my house too.

I'm rebelling

I don't get the not flushing. How can anyone forgot to flush the toilet?! It's totally automatic.

They only flush it after poopoos. It saves water, apparently.

Well so would never washing, but they still do that thank God.

See I think that is taking the environment thing too far.

Austen does the opposite and likes to flush when there is nothing there, to make the water cleaner for the fish or some bizarre thing.

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Originally posted by Tartanveggie:


My most memorable announcement was on the cinema on a ferry to Norway. I puked into a bag and then got up to leave the cinema with aforementioned sick. As I stood up, the ferry lurched and I went flying down the aisle with bag still in hand.
After crashing into the wall at bottom of cinema I, for some unknown reason, felt the need to announce,

"I have a bag of sick" and held it up for all to see.

Mr TV is still mortified and it happened about 8 years ago

OMG OMG OMG laughs uncontroably OMG OMG OMG

TV that is class bravo

Glad you liked it Caitlyn. It made me laugh just thinking about it.

nods that ws funny

i'm half cut now

i have been known to strip all my clothes off and sing newcastle songs while standing on a table in Mc dogburger through sunderland!