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Excuse me - I am off for a wee, a ciggie, to blooter my daughter who is being a MARE, and to rescue my garden furniture from the TEMPEST that is killing my village and blowing pensioners up the road on their backsides.
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back later 
The first member of the Fantabulous Tartanveggie fanclub
Just like the white winged dove, sings a song, Sounds like she's singing...
whoo...whoo...whoo
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Just in time to be ower late 
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I'm Workin' On It
ACTUALLY DILLIGAF
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me off for a wee and a ciggie  goodnight
"pass the hammer junior ~ daddy's got a fly on his head"
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not had ciggie for months..afat miss snots behaviour jeez cud do wiv 1 now.
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*Is off for a wee, a ciggie and to make El Kiddos packed lunch* And I might even get dressed while I'm at it. |
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I'm not coping with knowing that you are off to smell bad, and be entirely unkissable. I won't peek in this thread again 
٭▪ ~Wooty McWooters~▪٭
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Nver had one... haven't for 2 weeks now... but if I say it it makes me feel better. Being a good girl now...
"pass the hammer junior ~ daddy's got a fly on his head"
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*smokes*
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Can we have a Im just off for a leg over thread??
** Best Thread of The Year? Pimms O'Clock **
**Keep it on the boil! for 2007 *
**Heinz Salad Cream.**
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Sounds like a good idea, only problem being is that I will not be getting my leg over til hubby gets home from work at silly o'clock.
How about an 'I'm just off for a fiddle' thread?
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But i dont play the fiddle I can do god save the Queen on the recorder though
** Best Thread of The Year? Pimms O'Clock **
**Keep it on the boil! for 2007 *
**Heinz Salad Cream.**
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I like a 2.30pm fiddle. Looks like I missed it today. I'll cope.
٭▪ ~Wooty McWooters~▪٭
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I play the electric fiddle!
And before any of your mucky minds start thinking impure thoughts, she's called Bess and she lives in a case.
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and i'm stuck blowing a poxy recorder Not fair!!
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You could be blowing far worse... |
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true Mrs O what you thinking of? A sheep would be worse!! yuk
** Best Thread of The Year? Pimms O'Clock **
**Keep it on the boil! for 2007 *
**Heinz Salad Cream.**
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URGH!!! I feel sick, now... ROFL I was actually talking about washing up liquid bubbles - get a blow-back off one of them, and your insides will never be the same... |
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quote: URGH!!!
I feel sick, now... ROFL
I was actually talking about washing up liquid bubbles - get a blow-back off one of them, and your insides will never be the same...
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why would i put washing up bubbles in me recorder mmmm think i prefer the sheep
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*Immediately rings RSPCA and Playboy*
I dunno - putting washing up liquid in yer recorder could be really funny - you could make it your party trick!
And you'd get lots of snogs cos your breath would be really nice! (Not that I assume it isn't already really nice - I'm sure it's lovely.)
See - I think of everything.
*Goes and has a ciggie, ruining nice breath*
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How much the going rate for Playboy Centre spread!! 
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Depends on how much commission you're going to give the sheep. |
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Commission? My sheep is my partener in life so we share all the pennies They go into MY account!!
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