ok - it started as my friend dropping random quotes into conversation. then we made rules: the qoute has to be relevant to the situation or conversation

we found that there really is a simpsons quote for every occasion.

so - what quotes have you used in your every day mumblings?

our most used one is when we cant be arsed to do something or get up etc

"oh, i'm not handicaped - i'm just lazy" from when homer gets mojo the helper monkey

Doh!!!

Burns "Would like an unspoilt lump of clay to mould in my own image."
He is just so like me.

Rodd and Todd to Ned:

"Lies make baby Jesus cry".

whenever I dont want to do something.....
'aaaaaaaaaw alleyballs?'

from when homer wanted marge to get a beer cap removed from his bowling ball and she told him to use a ball from the bowling alley.

Also when someone cracks a funny....'ha ha ha, I get jokes!'