What do you think the funniest thing the comic book guy said? I thought it was hillarious when Bart was having a go at him about him saying that the Itchy and Scratchy with Poochy the dog was the worst episode ever and then he said, "worst episode ever!" the tone of his voice made me laugh!

Oh god that was funny!

''(exiting Taco Mat with a wheelbarrow full of tacos) Yes, this should provide adequate sustenance for the Doctor Who marathon...''

lol that sounds funny!

"Here is a drawing of the pink panther which is worth $270 , this is a rubbish "drawing of itchys hand, which is worth $0"

I think it was one of the Treehouse of Horror episodes, where he's walking down the street reading a comic.

"Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills! You're from two different worlds!"

He looks up to see a nuclear missile coming down on him.

"Oh, I've wasted my life..."

The episode when he buys the baseball card from Homer and straight away drops mustard on, then procedes to lick it off trying not to damage the card.

OMG ldz a simpos fan im loving it <333

Heres my fave two comic book guy lines

Bart - Can I buy a copy of Bonestorm for 9.99 (Handing over his money)

Comic Book Guy Opens the till

CBG - Yes of course you can net proffit to me -39.99 please take the money out of the till

Bart goes to take the cash

CBG - Scince we are cleary unfamiliar with the concept of sarcasm I will be closing the till at this point.

or

CBG - Excuse me I would like to return this quote unquote ultimate belt

Store Guy - do you have receipt quote unquote sir

CBG - no for I won it at a star trek convention however I find their choice of prize higly illogical as the average star trek fan has no use for a medium size belt.

Store Guy - Oh fat sarcastic star trek fan you must be a killer with the ladies

Bart - Ill give you five bucks for it

CBG - Fine i must return to my emporium where it is I who dishes out the insults instead of absorbing them

My favourite is when Homer is Mr Burn's prank monkey and goes in too the comic store to buy a rare comic.he then proceeds to eating it the look on the comic book guy'd face is priceless.

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Originally posted by Esma:
My favourite is when Homer is Mr Burn's prank monkey and goes in too the comic store to buy a rare comic.he then proceeds to eating it the look on the comic book guy'd face is priceless.

Yes another classic

Homer - I'd like to buy a limited edition of Spiderman No1 please.

CBG - Yes and I'd like an hour on the holodeck with Seven of Nine

Homer produces a case full of money

CBG - SATURNS RINGS, let me get that for you sir. Would you like that in a bag or triple Mylar

Homer - No I'll just eat it here thanks

Homer rips and eats the comic

CBG - Homer what are you doing! Oh no(Crying)

fave quote was when he was talking to Homer and Marge about the Star wars film he goes: "Worst movie sequel ever! Now to get in queue to watch another 300 times!"

He wants Mark Hamill to make a tape recording, he does and he says:

"Worst. Reading. Ever."

Dr Hibbert: You just had a Cardiac Episode, your lucky to be alive.

CBG: WORST EPISODE EVER!



From the episode when Bart and Millhouse manage the comic store, and CBG goes out with Skinners mom.