My favorite Homer moment..well i have many
1.When homer and marge are eating at mr burns mansion and marge knows what all the knifes and forks are apart form one to which homer replies
"why marge i belive its to scratch your arse" in a posh voice.
2.marge isnt at home. Homer and Bart are watching the tv really loud lisa shouts to them to turn it down homer shouts back
"If we didnt turn it down for the cops what chance do you have"

My favorite Homer moment..well i have many
1.When homer and marge are eating at mr burns mansion and marge knows what all the knifes and forks are apart form one to which homer replies
"why marge i belive its to scratch your arse" in a posh voice.
2.marge isnt at home. Homer and Bart are watching the tv really loud lisa shouts to them to turn it down homer shouts back
"If we didnt turn it down for the cops what chance do you have"
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When Homer is taken hostage in Brazil:
Kidnapper: You can take that bag off your head now.
Homer: (In a stupid voice) No, it smells of cinnamon!

Mine has to be when Homer gets really sick from the old mouldy sandwich and he couldn't go yo Duff Gardens. He throws it in the bin and then goes

"How could i stay mad at you?!" then rubs the sandwich against his face.

When Bart goes out on a date with Jessica and Homer sings: Cats in the cradle with the silver moon, yes we have no bananas, No bananas?
Homer starts crying.

My favorite is when homer and mr burns go to cuba with a trillion dollar bill and the president of cuba (i forget his name) asks if he can see it so mr burns hands it over after homer said 'it will be ok he is the president'
when mr burns then asks for the money back the president then replys 'what money'.and they are left floating on a raft after getting kicked out

Homer: Hello, my name is mr burns, i believe you have a package for me
Mail Guy: Ok mr burns, whats your first name
Homer: I don't know
Homer: Great plan Bart

I cant remember the episode but its a halloween one.
Homer is egging a house and says open up we know you're in there give us some candy.
Lisa says dad, thats our house.
Homer replys She's a witch and they all run after her.
LMAO

All of the above moments also rule.

My favourite moment is when he starts using a swear box, and then the bees nest lands on him, then he forgets to build a door in the dog kennel.
I can't actually remember which episode its on though!

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Originally posted by LindgrensGal:
Can't remember the episode but it is the one where Homer is making fun of someone being scared of something.
Marge says Everyone is afraid of something
Homer says Not me
Marge says Sock Puppets
Homer says Where? Where and runs off screaming.

Not word for word

It's was Fear of Flying, brilliant moment.

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Originally posted by Gecko Gitt:
My favourite moment is when he starts using a swear box, and then the bees nest lands on him, then he forgets to build a door in the dog kennel.
I can't actually remember which episode its on though!

Fiddle-dee-dee, that will require a tetanus shot (Bart the Lover). I loved the bit they used the money from the swear jar to buy a new doghouse. Then Marge tells Homer there's something in it for him. He first pull out Maggie, but looks so dissapointed (Ah, cute.)

My own personal favorite is pretty much the whole of "Weekend at Burnsie's" with such fantasic moments as:

Homer talking to Flanders while stoned: "Oh man! This guy does the best Flanders! He's got the mustache and everything".

Homer to Marge: "Oh wow! We've got a kitchen"

Priceless.

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Originally posted by Amazing Aliy:
Mine has to be when Homer gets really sick from the old mouldy sandwich and he couldn't go yo Duff Gardens. He throws it in the bin and then goes

"How could i stay mad at you?!" then rubs the sandwich against his face.

Homer (sick): "Marge, I want to be alone with the sandwich."
Marge annoyed: "You're going to eat it aren't you!"
Homer: ".... yes."

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Originally posted by Kemalzbabidoll:
When Bart goes out on a date with Jessica and Homer sings: Cats in the cradle with the silver moon, yes we have no bananas, No bananas?
Homer starts crying.

Right up there with Homer's hippy protest song in "Do'hin in the wind". "Up town girllll!"

I luv the halloween specials. They are great

When Homer steals Mo's car, ends up in jail and goes mad - Must kill Mo - weeeeeeeee
Also the episode with the soothing ocean sounds-classic

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mines where he falls over backwards when getting punched by tom, barts bigger brother. the sound is great

I think this was the only scene from the Simpsons which actually made me cry with laughter. I really couldn't stop. I think it was just the way he fell backwards over a fire hydrant.

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Originally posted by Shelfish:
When Homer steals Mo's car, ends up in jail and goes mad - Must kill Mo - weeeeeeeee
Also the episode with the soothing ocean sounds-classic

Puts me in mind of the episode when he's safety inspector competence is being checked. He's in the mobile testing van and causes a meltdown ("But there was no nuclear material in there!"). He comes out of the van, glowing green with radiation. "Must kill everything. Must kill everything. Ooo! Lunchtime!"

P.S Cell Block H rools! The best... no, funniest soap opera. (Lizzy: "I feel like a bl**dy mushroom. Kept in the dark and covered in bullpoop (I'm paraphrasing)). Hi-larious.

Half price chocolate!

Most of them are already here!

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Originally posted by stimpy:
Half price chocolate!

"After all, we are from the land of chocolate.", "Mmmm... Land of chocolate". Fantastic!

Homer: "My ears are burning".
Lisa: "We werent talking about you."
Homer: "No! My ears are really buringing! I wanted to see inside, so I lit a Q-Tip".

Hi-larious!

(I did feel dirty all over watching an episode containing a character from anoth