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Originally posted by Shelfish:
When Homer steals Mo's car, ends up in jail and goes mad - Must kill Mo - weeeeeeeee
Also the episode with the soothing ocean sounds-classic

FANTASTIC

There's too many!

When he got excited about going to the ballet with marge - he thought ballet was about a bear riding a little bike round a circus ring.

That one where he is a rapper dog or something, with itchy and scratchy I think, I can't remember much about it but remember the laughter pain

The one where his face appears on that soap box in Japan - hehhehe

Homer and the forbidden donut

Homer chanting I'm smarter than the devil, then burns his head on the cage of fire.

after Homer has his head turned into a donut & he is eating himself. Marge tells him to stop eating himself, Homer says but i'm so sweet & delicious. Cut to outside of Homers house and its surrounded by cops holding coffee & chief Wiggum says dont worry guys he has to come out of there sometime.

Homer: Hello, my name is mr burns, i believe you have a package for me
Mail Guy: Ok mr burns, whats your first name
Homer: I don't know
Homer: Great plan Bart


mines when zombie are attacking them and homer shoots the zombie flanders .bart says "dad you killed the zombie flanders.And then homer says "He was a zombie?"

ha ha 2 classics
and homers' 'stupid sexy flanders quote'

Haloween special 5 when homer goes crazy.

Homer: NO TV AND NO BEER MAKE HOMER SOMETHING SOMETHING

Marge: Go crazy?

Homer: DONT MIND IF I DO

He then goes on a rampage screaming like a girl and generally being a tit. But thats my funniest moment it makes me laugh now just thinking about it. lol

cant decide coz he's soooooooooo funny

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Originally posted by chrismart83:
Homer: Hello, my name is mr burns, i believe you have a package for me
Mail Guy: Ok mr burns, whats your first name
Homer: I don't know
Homer: Great plan Bart

Love it!

mines on the one where he go to the Hullabalooza fesival, and meets the Smashing Pumpkins, i think it goes something like this.................

Billy Corgan - "Hi, im billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins"
Homer - "er, Im Homer Simpson, Smiling Politely"

Its so funny when u watch it!!
hehe

Yep plenty of great Homer moments. One of the many I like is Homer saying: I'm not usually a praying man, but if your up there save me superman.

when he gets fat and has to wear a moomoo and the shower cap lol

mine has 2 be when he pretends to be mr burns and he goes to the bank..

banker : whats ur name please
Homer: hello my name is mr burns
banker: whats ur 1st name sir
Homer: i dont knowwwwww

lmao classic

Foe me its got to be the blimpy boy song

Hey there Blimpy Boy
Flying through the sky so fancy free

liked the 1 last night and he was tryin 2 eat crisps and everytime he took 1 out a puppy ate it and after each 1 went its was followed by a D'OH!

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Originally posted by baybee-mel:
liked the 1 last night and he was tryin 2 eat crisps and everytime he took 1 out a puppy ate it and after each 1 went its was followed by a D'OH!

Ah, classic!!

Homer: Ooh, my ears are burning!
Lisa: Dad, we weren't talking about you.
Homer: No, my ears really are burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.

Classic

i like barts girlfrined one in one part it goes like this
(duno actual words but there sumthing like this)
Marge: hmm theres sumthing rong wiv bart
homer: probably his new glasses
marge: no, sumthing else
homer: probably missies his old glasses

oh i also like the 1 wer the kids r trapped in school coz of snow and marge says : 'oh no how r they gona get out'. then homer replys:'i duno internet?'

Three words "HELP ME JEBUS!!!!"