mine is in Rosebud when he tries and fails to grab the bear off maggie and says "beaten by and infantwhat could be more humiliating" and then te photgrapher takes picture of him in the sandpit and says "what a scoop"

"Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket!"

When he sings "See My Vest" after kidnapping the puppies

yeah that was a good episode whre mr burns steals the puppies smithers is a good chareter too here homer is cool mmm donut beer wher bart comes to stay with mr burns and mr gives bart all the money and then he goes back home lol

(whilst removing Homer's brain to put in his robot worker)
Burns: Smithers, pass me the ice cream scoop.
Smithers: Sir, do you think thats wise?
Burns: FOR GOD SAKE SMITHERS! THIS IS BRAIN SURGERY! IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Burns (to Homer): But you must find the jade monkey by the next full moon...
Smithers: We found the jade monkey, sir, it was in the glove compartment.
Burns: And the ice scraper, and the road maps?
Smithers: They were there too, sir.
Burns: Excellent.

Burns : Smithers, do you think maybe my power plant killed those ducks?
Smithers : There’s no maybe about it, sir.
Burns : (sobbing) Excellent.

The one with the flying monkeys!

i love that one where some guy is talking to Mr Burns and he preses his button fot that opeaning pit and it opens some distance away from the guy and smithers explains that they have had the desk moved

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Originally posted by #1 simpsons fan:
i love that one where some guy is talking to Mr Burns and he preses his button fot that opeaning pit and it opens some distance away from the guy and smithers explains that they have had the desk moved

that was great

The one with Homer's flying pig

"I think Ill donate a million dollars to charity.. when pigs fly"
[Mr Burns and Smithers laugh... a pig flies past the window]
"Will you be donating that money now sir?"
"Hmm no Id rather keep it"

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The one with Homer's flying pig

"I think Ill donate a million dollars to charity.. when pigs fly"
[Mr Burns and Smithers laugh... a pig flies past the window]
"Will you be donating that money now sir?"
"Hmm no Id rather keep it

ha ha. classic.

This one:

Mr. Burns: You're fired.
Marge: You can't fire me just because I'm married. I'm gonna sue the pants off of you.
Mr. Burns: You don't have to sue me to get my pants off.

Totally vile, but very funny.

When he tells Homer he has a chair on the board of director at Springfield university, then we see him in a meeting sitting in this huge scary gothic throne with growling dogs attached to it. Then he gives the director the beating of his life and tells Smither to send flowers to the widow.

A classic in Who Shot MB? part 1:
It'll be like taking candy from a baby... ooo that sounds like a laugh

More of a Smithers joke but...

Computer in Burns' voice: "Hello Smithers. Your're. quite good, at turning, me. On."

Smithers: Erm.. you probably should ignore that.

Grizzly bare underware great burns moment

i like the one with the flying pig lol

seeee my vest!!

gr8 song

Can't remember exactly, but when he's taking drugs for some reason, and they think theres an alien in the woods, so they all go there but find out its Mr Burns. I think its just the look on his face i found so funny