Lisa & Bart: CAN WE HAVE A POOL DAD? CAN WE HAVE A POOL DAD? CAN WE HAVE A POOL DAD? CAN WE HAVE A POOL DAD? CAN WE HAVE A POOL DAD? CAN WE HAVE A POOL DAD?
Lmao.
And I keep bringing this up but...
"I had a cat called Snowball She died, she died. My mom said she was sleeping, She lied, SHE LIED! Why oh why, did my cat die?"
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one of my faves is when Homer is on the jury with principal Skinner and Bart can read his thoughts "meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!!"
Homer - Scenes from the class struggle in Springfield...
Marge: Homer, I don't think you should wear a short-sleeved shirt with a tie. Homer: But Sipowicz does it. Marge: If Detective Sipowicz jumped off a cliff, would you do that too? Homer: Ohh, wish I was Sipowicz.
Ethan.
------------------------------ Kittridge: I understand you're very upset. Hunt: Kittridge, you've never seen me very upset.
Krusty: Hey kids, it's story time! Hu, hu, hu, hu, ha, ha, ha! I'm gonna tell you the story of Krusty's expensive new suit. His sexual harassment suit! Aha, ha, ha.... oh boy. Anyway, as part of Krusty's plea bargain, he has a new court-ordered sidekick. Ms. No Means No! Whoa! You're hot! Let's get some dinner after the show! (Ms. No Means No blows her whistle and brandishes her 'No' sign at Krusty) But I have dinner with all my employees. Right, Sideshow Mel? Mel: We've never spoken outside of work. Krusty: Aha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha... owwwww. Bart: (Watching) I'm surprised he doesn't try to blame his problem's on his Percodan addiction. Krusty: (Back on the show) It wasn't my fault! It was the Percodan! If you ask me, that stuff rots your brain. And now a word from our new sponsor, (reads card) Percodan! Arghh crap!
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Homer; "it takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen"
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"Why you little"and then Homer tries to strangle Bart. no matter how many times he does always gets me going.
Success happens when your on your own,failure happens in front of everyone. Live together,die alone. Scotland The Brave. Save The Cheerleader Save The World Peter Pitrelli is a sexy Hero.
Homer: From now on I only eat food in bar form, it unleashes it's awesome power, take this five pounds of spaghettii for instance, compressed into one mouthsize bar." Homer eats the bar and calmly walks over to the phone and dials "Hospital please"
"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man"
"Embiggens, phfft that isn't even a word"
"Of course it is Lisa, it's a perfectly crumulent word"
Apu "thank you and please come agai" naw thast not funny the haloween specail where Homer and his family go to Mr Burns mansion and theres no beer or tv in the house and homer goes crazy and tries to kill his famly. Homer;No beer and No tv make me sumfin sumfin' Marge; go crazy? Homer; dont mind if i do!
ok thats not funny its just creepy next Willie lol cme and gets killed and drops his portable tv and the family join togehter and then they froze and a channel that homer dosnt like he says "urging to kill...better...better...higher...HIGHER...HIGHER...better...ahhh
Homer: Did you know they do the internet on computers these days
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