Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?

Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

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Originally posted by Zola231:
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?

Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

lmaooo i love that one and lovin your sig about lost

How about if I sing to you. I gave my love a chicken, it had no bones...mmm, chicken.

(The kids are snowed in at school)

Marge: My babies, how will they get home!

Homer: I dunno. Internet?

i think you've all forgotten:
dental plan, lisa needs braces (repeated loads)
Lenny ses something then homer goes, "i've lost my train of thought"
dental plan, lisa needs braces (repeated even more)

quote:

Originally posted by Queen_Freak:
"I had a cat called Snowball
She died, she died.
My mom said she was sleeping,
She lied, SHE LIED!
Why oh why, did my cat die?"

WRONG! It is as follows....

"I had a cat named Snowball
She died! She died!
Mom said she was sleeping
She lied! She lied!
Why oh why is my cat dead?
Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead?
I had a hamster named Snuffy
He died..."

I thank you

Homer at cashier (fake posh accent): He-llooo, My name is Mr. Burns."

Cashier: "OK sir, what's your first name?"

Awkward silence

Homer: "I....don't know."

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Marge: "Well Homer, at least you're making people happy."

Homer (sarcastic voice, dancing round room): Oh! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy Land! Living in my gum-drop house on cherry-tree lane!!"

*Slams door, then puts head back in*

"In case you didn't realise, I was being sarcastic." *SLAM*

Marge: "Well, duh."

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Flanders: "Hey Homer, I can see your doodle!"

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"In your dreams!"

Grandpa: "We'll see about that!" *conks out and starts snoring*
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Sing-song scene in Sherry Bobbins episode-

Flanders family: "They're not perfect, but the Bible says love your neighbour.."

Homer: "Shut up Flanders"

Flanders: "Okelly-dokelly-dooooooo!"

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There are so many more it's unbelievable, I'd be here all day!!!

Simpsons till I die!

" Bart, with 10 thousand dollars, we could be millionaires! "


legend

Homer: Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

Barney: Will you go to the prom with me?
High school girl: Good GOD no!

I dunno why I find that so funny.

Homer: *reading letter from Flanders* ...from my the bottom of my bosom". Homer begins laughing hysterically.

Marge: "Homer!" *gives out to Homer for laughing* Marge then walks back into the kitchen and laughs.

In "Bart Sells his Soul"...

Milhouse - "Pleasure doin' business with you"

Bart - "Anytime Chum......p!"

Homer: I'm not usually religious, but if you're up there Superman...........

Troy McClure after doing the informercial on why he's not drinking any more:

"Aaah, sweet liquor, eases the pain"


Some other faves from Troy McClure and others:

"Hot damn! I'm going to Seaworld!"

"You may remember me from such medical films as "Alice Doesn't Live Anymore" and "Mommy, What's Wrong With That Man's Face?" "

"Don't kid yourself Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about!"


Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries

Mr Burns: Now, what is the purpose of this loan?
Homer: I want to buy a pony.
Mr. Burns: Isn't that cute! Smithers, he's planning on joining the horsey set!
[lowers voice]
Mr. Burns: That is it, isn't it? You're not planning to eat it?

I have several:

When Homer and Bart find the overturned lorry of sugar and Homer starts to tell it and doesn't go to work.
Marge: Homey the power plant called they said if you don't come to work on Monday don't bother coming at all.
Homer: Woo hoo! Three day weekend!

 That's only One  :cool: