I'm going to see a man about a dog.... but they never came back with a dog

Mmmmmmm

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Originally posted by cerys:
No...am shy...

^ awwwwwwwwwww.....go onnn

Been a while since i checked this thread...these stories are hilarious guys...keep telling them! lol

Oops sorry sparky d didnt see your post, my post up there wasnt aimed at you it was aimed at me ole pal cerys re her "am too shy" comment!!

Too shy eh cerys, wonder if I should divulge the story hun.........

I'm a child of the 70's and like a lot of boys born then I'm named Jason, after a certain heart-throb(??) of the era....Jason King. My parents made me believe that my surname was actually 'King', so much so that I remember arguing with a teacher at infant school because she refused to acknowledge this!!

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Originally posted by Juggling Spaniel:
Oops sorry sparky d didnt see your post, my post up there wasnt aimed at you it was aimed at me ole pal cerys re her "am too shy" comment!!

Too shy eh cerys, wonder if I should divulge the story hun.........

No No NO

When my mother wanted to go to sleep on the sofa and I was bothering her, she used to tell me she wasn't sleeping, she was 'resting her eyes'. She would 'rest her eyes' for up to an hour at a time


If the ice cream van played his song it meant he had run out of ice cream.


If you swallowed apple pips an apple tree would grow in your belly

Lol great thread.

I only remember being told that thunder was god getting coal delivered lol.

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Originally posted by Jazz56:
Lol great thread.

I only remember being told that thunder was god getting coal delivered lol.

I heard one saying he was moving his furniture around or he was farting

This is a really funny thread, I can relate to loads of these!

Mine used to tell me that if I told a lie then my eyes would change colour, amazing how it got me to tell the truth.

I've done this with my kids too, it really works!!!

Ohhh I'll have to remember that on Poopydoop...lol

When i was little i could always see my reflection in my uncles patio doors and everyone told me it was another little girl outside. i used to spend hours looking for her!

Hello

I was told the trail of smoke that planes left behind was santa watching all the kids seeing was they being good

Dont screw your face up it will stay that way

Eat up your carrots it will make you see in the dark

eat your crusts it will make your hair curly

dont put shoes on the table its bad luck


dont worry about the injections it wont hurt!ouch!

o to sleep or Father Christmas wont come.

put your tooth under the pillow so the tooth fairy can collect it.

dont worry about the bogey man.

"Don't tell lies or your tongue will turn black"

"He used to give me roses, I wish he could again, but that was on the outside - and things were different then ...."

smoking stop your growth,

if you eat vegetables youll grow hairs on you chest (didnt work i got scared)

if you eat some spinach youll be strong like popeye

when my dog died my mum said she had gone on holiday, so i didnt stop going on about wanting to go on holiday too so i could see her

when i said i didnt believe in santa anymore they said santa did exist he just had loads of helpers cos hes so busy. and i belived them. (god im so gullible )


also when my mum used to say to me that if i dont stop being naughty we were going to have a fall out, i actually thought we were going to go in the tree house and fall out of it lol

my dads car squeaked he said it was a little mouse who live in the glove comparment!

HEHE! these are great lol

>>> my mum tells my lil sister that when the ice cream van plays the jingle...its run out hehehehe<<<

classsssssiiiiic! lol

My Dad god bless him (he died when I was 8) used to tell me that if I put a screwdriver in my bellybutton and turned it my bum would fall off. Couldn't get away with saying that these days!