If you eat the crusts your hair will get curley

if you ate crusts you got curly hair and if you ate carrots you would be able to see in the dark ( and you neve seen rabbits wearing glasses cos they ate lots of carrots) and not to wash your hair when it was the time of the month - gawd only knows why

When my Mum was trying to stop us sucking dummies..she took them away and told us Santa took them

You mean to tell me mt parents lied to me when I was young about all these things?

Someone is going to add to the joke and say fairies do not actually live at the bottom of the garden!