"I'm going mad with the hunger, Ted" - my husband quotes this everytime he's waiting for food in a scarily accurate irish accent.
There are things I cannot hear/see anymore cos of Father Ted; Snoop Dogg is Scoopy Scoopy Dog Dog, riverdance and The Whole of the moon cos of Graham Norton in the caravan
Oh the milk float and the ladies underwear episodes was class, I also really like the one where they get stuck in the caves and Graham norton is going about Tony getting eaten and his family were like Why did you eat my tony? Tony was our only son. Still laughing about it now!
Father Ted: Ah, Sister Assumpta! Sister Assumpta: Hello Father! Father Ted: Dougal, Dougal, do you remember Sister Assumpta? Father Dougal: Er, no. Father Ted: She was here last year! And then we stayed with her in the convent, back in Kildare. Do you remember it? Ah, you do! And then you were hit by the car when you went down to the shops for the paper. You must remember all that? And then you won a hundred pounds with your lottery card? Ah, you must remember it, Dougal! [Dougal shakes his head] Sister Assumpta: And weren't you accidentally arrested for shoplifting? I remember we had to go down to the police station to get you!... And the police station went on fire? And you had to be rescued by helicopter? Father Ted: Do you remember? You can't remember any of that? The helicopter! When you fell out of the helicopter! Over the zoo! Do you remember the tigers? [Dougal shakes his head some more] Father Ted: You don't remember? You were wearing your blue jumper. Father Dougal: Ah, Sister Assumpta
I love it. My husband and his best friends can spend hours talking to each other in fake Irish accents and Ted quotes, its great. One of my best bits was Mrs Doyle trying to persuade Ted to have cake: -ah go on they've got cocaine in them -Cocaine? -No not cocaine, I mean raisins.
I don't know its an impossible choice, i'll just have to hope that when I flip the coin it somehow explodes and kills me.
