Oh good ! yes there are some good ones on there ! I didn't realise if you went to another forum your name goes of this one ! Duurrr

Neither did I! Ive seen you've put some posts in on the jokes. I havent put any jokes in for a while!

I need a good joke come on guys hit me with one

Cant hit you, you'd do me for assualt!!

Heres a riddle for you to think about...Whats the youngest you can die of old age?

Thats got me thinking ???????????????? give us a clue

I dont know, its one of those unanswerable questions, like what came first, the chicken or the egg!

Well that ones easy ..........eggs can't come !

Hahaha Never thought of that!! So where did the chicken come from then????????

??????????? do I need to tell you LMAO !

I was replying to this when comp went off!! Cant remember what I said tho!! Where did the first ever chicken come from?? Dont say from accross the road, either!!
A duck was waiting to cross the road, when the chicken came over to him & said "Dont do it, mate, you'll never hear the end of it"!!

LMAO yor'e so funny !!! where do you get them from ??
I think the chicken came from a cock but don't ask me where the cock comes from LOL

OOOH risque!!! Cockadoodledoo!!!

Hickory dickory dock
The mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one...
The others got away with minor injuries!!!

haha !that reminds me ,when they were talking about the boobs thing on Loose Women they said :-
A woman had been to the docs and asked for a boob job but the doc said It's all in the mind , If you say ,once a day ,scooby,do scooby doos I want big boobs then after a while you will.
Anyway she was on the bus this day and realised she hadn't said it yet so she said it a a man sitting next to her said "Do you go to Dr Smith ?" and she said " Yes why ?" and he said " Hickory dickory dock ...............................................

I like it!!!

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Originally posted by PJOG:
Yeh I think thats what I will do , ther'e not goin to starve !! mind you since we went to the show last year my hubby has become a real fan of Pauls ! so ha will want to watch as well !

we eat and watch at the same time.

Good idea honey ! but who's gonna cook ???

Are we having a mass tea at 5o'clock? All in harmony with Paul.

Yehhh ! I'll do a pan of scouce ! I know how to cook that !!!

Beans on toast anyone??

I had that for brekky !

Thought it was windy!!!

Nice, i can't eat in the morning, i eat at like 11.30 at break makes me feel a bit ill otherwise.

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Originally posted by Littley:
Beans on toast anyone??

i much prefer cheese and onion on toast.