Hehe, i've just been on the R&J forum to see what they have said about Paul (not too bad by the way!) and came across this posting which made me laugh-you've got to give it to them for trying, and they blatantly watch Paul O'Grady more than they do R&J...
Someone on the R&J forum wrote:
PAUL O'GRADY: What's this, eh, Bust? Summat about Richard and Judy not havin' many real fans. I can't say I'm surprised. What? Those two? Pur-leeze! I'd rather spend an afternoon locked in a trunk over at Leopold and Loeb's! Yeah. O yuz! All of that 'read this book, eat this food, drink this wine...'- Listen, I'll read, eat an' drink what I damn well want, thank you very much! Who asked you? And- where are you goin' now, Bust? Look at 'im: not interested at all! Yes, all right, Windy Miller! I'll move on when I feel like it, thank you very much! It's my show, so shut up or expect a slap! Oh yes! Now I've just got to read out a couple of things - and I'll do it in me own time, Bert, thank you! - here. This one is from Judith Finnigan - ooh, Irish! I like Ireland, me! - 'Dear Paul, I am 72, please be nice to me, love Jude'. All right, then. Shall we do that, Bust? Yehss. An dis one is from Rik..Rac..I wish you lot would learn to write properly! This looks like a spider's been at the cider! I THINK it's from Richard Muttley, by the look of it - eh, Bust, it's your cousin! D'yer remember Whacky Races? Eh? No one? Ignorant lot! Oh well. He says: 'Dear Mr O'Grady - bit posh, that, eh! - can you give us our slot back at 5 on 4, and can I have a nodding Buster, love Rich'. Well, 'Rich,' the answers are 'No' and 'No' - so stick that in yer pipe an' smoke it!
lol, bless them for trying
'You need two things in a riot - flat shoes and a pram' - Paul O'Grady ------------------------------------------- Cellulite - "That is a bar stool mark!" - Lily Savage ------------------------------------------ "Wanna bit of cheeeeese?" - Paul O'Grady 27/09/06
Mr O' Grady One half of husband & wife team Somewhere in the UK Nice place.
Dear Paul,
My name is Richard Madeley and i wondered if you could carry on with 5 on 4 all through the summer. Me and my wife Judy are learning the technique of manners. We need to learn how to deal with people and be nice to the public.
Please could you read this out and send me and my wife a nodding buster. Also whilst you're at it the latest viewing figures from your show.
PS any viewing figure over 10 people don't bother.
Originally posted by Katie266b: Hehe, i've just been on the R&J forum to see what they have said about Paul (not too bad by the way!) and came across this posting which made me laugh-you've got to give it to them for trying, and they blatantly watch Paul O'Grady more than they do R&J...
Someone on the R&J forum wrote:
PAUL O'GRADY: What's this, eh, Bust? Summat about Richard and Judy not havin' many real fans. I can't say I'm surprised. What? Those two? Pur-leeze! I'd rather spend an afternoon locked in a trunk over at Leopold and Loeb's! Yeah. O yuz! All of that 'read this book, eat this food, drink this wine...'- Listen, I'll read, eat an' drink what I damn well want, thank you very much! Who asked you? And- where are you goin' now, Bust? Look at 'im: not interested at all! Yes, all right, Windy Miller! I'll move on when I feel like it, thank you very much! It's my show, so shut up or expect a slap! Oh yes! Now I've just got to read out a couple of things - and I'll do it in me own time, Bert, thank you! - here. This one is from Judith Finnigan - ooh, Irish! I like Ireland, me! - 'Dear Paul, I am 72, please be nice to me, love Jude'. All right, then. Shall we do that, Bust? Yehss. An dis one is from Rik..Rac..I wish you lot would learn to write properly! This looks like a spider's been at the cider! I THINK it's from Richard Muttley, by the look of it - eh, Bust, it's your cousin! D'yer remember Whacky Races? Eh? No one? Ignorant lot! Oh well. He says: 'Dear Mr O'Grady - bit posh, that, eh! - can you give us our slot back at 5 on 4, and can I have a nodding Buster, love Rich'. Well, 'Rich,' the answers are 'No' and 'No' - so stick that in yer pipe an' smoke it!
lol, bless them for trying
HILARIOUS!!!!!
Only a fan could do such a good job.
BRILLIANT NEWS ABOUT PAUL'S RETURN DATE!!!NOT AS LONG AS WE THOUGHT!!!!
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"Take yer tongue outta my mouth 'cos I'm kissin' ya goodbye!!" "Yer my kinda woman; seriously, yer are!!!" "And now it's time for me to play my organ" "They've only come in for a warm!" "Sittin' on the bog smokin' yer woodies and readin' yer paper!" "Never mind 'aahh' - wait til yer see 'im draggin' a pensioner round the stage by the hem of 'er mac!" "Yer not only barkin' up the wrong tree, yer in the wrong forest" "He's full of 'imself. He's just 'ad a dust up in the corridor with the Blue Peter dog. Seriously. Slaughtered it!"
Originally posted by goddess: And thats after only 1 show !!!! my god imagine what people will be doing or saying after 3 looooooonnnnnnggggg months of them !!!
I wouldn't be at all surprised if they didn't return in the new year. To be honest, although i can't stand them, if they didn't continue due to ratings or whatever, i would wish them the best for the future.
It does seem strange as you say Monica that after just one show that letter was posted on their forum.
Originally posted by charlotte iz ere luvin paul 06: id love to see more paul but he's gonna need a break - how about 5 months pog, 1 month rj, 5 months pog and then 1 month rj
lol that would be good Charlotte. I don't think it will happen like that tho lol
HIP HIP HOORAY!! I cant wait till September now, there is a lyric in a song called wake me up when September ends... well when it begins please, i am now in hibernation! Till Paul returns!
Evenin Folks!!!
OOOhhhhh how fabulous!!
Look at me, Im melting, melting, you've destroyed all my beautiful wickedness!!
'You need two things in a riot - flat shoes and a pram' - Paul O'Grady ------------------------------------------- Cellulite - "That is a bar stool mark!" - Lily Savage ------------------------------------------ "Wanna bit of cheeeeese?" - Paul O'Grady 27/09/06
what about " It might as well rain untill September " don,t know who did it ...it,s quite old (like me ) lol sorry they deleted your,e topic Ian ...why ????
Originally posted by goddess: sorry they deleted your,e topic Ian ...why ????
I asked them to as was c**p lol It was a see how it goes. It was an idea based on the letter from what that R&J fan posted. People found it confusing and it needed a lot of thought.
lol, Carole King, 'I might as well wait until September':
What shall I write? What can I say? How can I tell you how much I miss you?
The weather here has been as nice as it can be Althought it doesn't really matter much to me For all the fun I'll have while you're so far away It might as well rain until September
I don't need sunny skies for thing I like to do 'Cause I stay home the whole day long and think of you As far as I'm concerned each day's a rainy day So It might as well rain until September
My friends look forward to their picnics on the beach Yes everybody loves the summertime But you know darling while your arms are out of reach The summer isn'[t any friend of mine
It doesn't matter whethee skies are grey or blue It's raining in my heart 'cause I can't be with you I'm only living for the day you're home to stay So It might as well rain until September September, September, oh It might as well rain until September
'You need two things in a riot - flat shoes and a pram' - Paul O'Grady ------------------------------------------- Cellulite - "That is a bar stool mark!" - Lily Savage ------------------------------------------ "Wanna bit of cheeeeese?" - Paul O'Grady 27/09/06
lol that song pretty much sums up us lot missing Paul, doesnt it really?! Well done Monica!!
'You need two things in a riot - flat shoes and a pram' - Paul O'Grady ------------------------------------------- Cellulite - "That is a bar stool mark!" - Lily Savage ------------------------------------------ "Wanna bit of cheeeeese?" - Paul O'Grady 27/09/06
Oooh, hello little gold star! I didnt realise i had a gold star! Congratulations me! lol
'You need two things in a riot - flat shoes and a pram' - Paul O'Grady ------------------------------------------- Cellulite - "That is a bar stool mark!" - Lily Savage ------------------------------------------ "Wanna bit of cheeeeese?" - Paul O'Grady 27/09/06
Ian you didnt need to do that just because some of us didnt understand. Sometimes its good to have to work things out. In my case keeps the old brain active hee hee,I do feel so much better thank god that attack of the blues didnt last long. Well long enough for me.
Originally posted by goddess: what about " It might as well rain untill September " don,t know who did it ...it,s quite old (like me ) lol sorry they deleted your,e topic Ian ...why ????
fabulous monica, how do u do it! i love that song, its a bit before my time, im only 23 and a half, but i know exactly the one u mean!
Evenin Folks!!!
OOOhhhhh how fabulous!!
Look at me, Im melting, melting, you've destroyed all my beautiful wickedness!!
lol, i could lap up the praise...but i found the words on the internet! Hehe, ive never even heard of the song before! Well at least im honest hehe xx
'You need two things in a riot - flat shoes and a pram' - Paul O'Grady ------------------------------------------- Cellulite - "That is a bar stool mark!" - Lily Savage ------------------------------------------ "Wanna bit of cheeeeese?" - Paul O'Grady 27/09/06
'You need two things in a riot - flat shoes and a pram' - Paul O'Grady ------------------------------------------- Cellulite - "That is a bar stool mark!" - Lily Savage ------------------------------------------ "Wanna bit of cheeeeese?" - Paul O'Grady 27/09/06
That is a great song, and describes how we all feel.
''Lifes to short to clean up'-"Paul O'Grady" 'We were poor, but we were shoplifters'-"Lily Savage" "We Want Muffin, Muffin the Mule"-'Paul O'Grady "Hello Bust, you alright Fella"-'Paul O'Grady' 'Shes not only barking up the wrong tree, shes in the wrong forrest'-"Paul O'Grady"
