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"Take yer tongue outta my mouth 'cos I'm kissin' ya goodbye!!"
"Yer my kinda woman; seriously, yer are!!!"
"And now it's time for me to play my organ"
"They've only come in for a warm!"
"Sittin' on the bog smokin' yer woodies and readin' yer paper!"
"Never mind 'aahh' - wait til yer see 'im draggin' a pensioner round the stage by the hem of 'er mac!"
"Yer not only barkin' up the wrong tree, yer in the wrong forest"
"He's full of 'imself. He's just 'ad a dust up in the corridor with the Blue Peter dog. Seriously. Slaughtered it!"
