Paul in his 4 minute lesson of Poker was hilarious, "You've cheated Rita, you had cards in your garter!" How many of his lines are scripted, and how many are off the top of his head - I wonder ?
lol, i think Paul just comes out with thinks off the top of his head which is what make us all laugh, as he always says what he thinks aswell so i think he says wot comes into his mind outloud!
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Paul just thinks them up!! I love the things he comes out with there so funny!! Paul says a few that hes had for years tho too.
''Lifes to short to clean up'-"Paul O'Grady" 'We were poor, but we were shoplifters'-"Lily Savage" "We Want Muffin, Muffin the Mule"-'Paul O'Grady "Hello Bust, you alright Fella"-'Paul O'Grady' 'Shes not only barking up the wrong tree, shes in the wrong forrest'-"Paul O'Grady"
Paul says what he thinks and feels and I really like that in a person. Paul is so funny with it aswell thats why hes so great.
''Lifes to short to clean up'-"Paul O'Grady" 'We were poor, but we were shoplifters'-"Lily Savage" "We Want Muffin, Muffin the Mule"-'Paul O'Grady "Hello Bust, you alright Fella"-'Paul O'Grady' 'Shes not only barking up the wrong tree, shes in the wrong forrest'-"Paul O'Grady"
Originally posted by GemsLuvsOlga: Paul says a few that hes had for years tho too.
You're right he does...but they still make me laugh.
Absolutely they make me laugh everytime!
''Lifes to short to clean up'-"Paul O'Grady" 'We were poor, but we were shoplifters'-"Lily Savage" "We Want Muffin, Muffin the Mule"-'Paul O'Grady "Hello Bust, you alright Fella"-'Paul O'Grady' 'Shes not only barking up the wrong tree, shes in the wrong forrest'-"Paul O'Grady"
I'm glad he's so honest. I saw a bit of Lost last night and it doesn't appeal to me. He's right to air his opinion not enough people do. I like the fact that he's so quick witted as well. He can just think of something funny to say like that.
How does Paul come up with these things so quickly?! He made me laugh so much when he said that! It would of taken me about half an hour to of thought up a line like that as quick as he does! Well done Paul!!
'You need two things in a riot - flat shoes and a pram' - Paul O'Grady ------------------------------------------- Cellulite - "That is a bar stool mark!" - Lily Savage ------------------------------------------ "Wanna bit of cheeeeese?" - Paul O'Grady 27/09/06
I think paul is bloody brilliant, and the concept of the show is tip top and i espeically like it when Buster the dog turns his back on Paul hes one hell of a showbiz dog isnt he.