Ello, fancy seeing you here

I guess we should be talking about poker, right?

I have four aces up my sleeve

Hhm, something fishy is going on here.

*Examines pack*

Wait a minute, they're all aces. Now that's not fair

I challenge you to a game of snap.

He he heeee, sneaks a pair of kings onto the table - SNAP!

Perhaps we should have a holiday over here?

This place could do with livening up a bit. Where is everyone?!

Strip poker perhaps?

Now now, we won't be having any of that. I promised myself I'd lay of the smut for a while.

However, today you have admitted feeling saucy what with valentines just round the corner and all! Gotcha

Now i don't ask for much but a flash of the baubles would be most welcome for my dandy hand of four aces!