I just want to rant about this poker fight I joined! It was awful!!
Basically I went to 'ye olde town hall' (lol) and joined a poker fight! It was ok at first, but then this HUGE guy came in with a MASSIVE poker! It was gold plated or sumin! And mine was just a bog standard firepoker that i got from home base! Everyone else laughed at mine... but then they all got poked by the big guy which cheered me up!
So... me an the big guy teamed up and poked everyone with our pokers and we were like 'WOO!'

but then... BETRAYAL! The big guy with his massive gold poker started poking me and all the other poker players joined in! I broke 3 ribs! 3!!!!
Grrr!