Jack: That's Yolanda. Now be careful around him/her, people say that he/she is 2 faced.

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and don't care about anything that's just been said, it's official, my favourite quotation of this week is:

Cheers mate! Nice to know you actually read my posts lol.

What about my W&G post up there? That is my favourite Jack quote ever now.

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Great Minds huh Sarah?! Lol or were you just skanking me for the sake of it?! LOL just kidding.

I did mine totally unaware that you were going to quote the entire final episode of Friends! It was on a lot at the weekend though!

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Cheers mate! Nice to know you actually read my posts lol.

ah sorry ria - i do read them, but there's a lot to get through there and i have a short attention span...

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I did mine totally unaware that you were going to quote the entire final episode of Friends! It was on a lot at the weekend though!

^ Yeah it was!

I couldn't post just a few though, there were so many good 'uns!!

Clare! LOL, yeah! And then Ross is like 'Monica. Monica. MONICA!! THAT IS PRECIOUS!!!' LOL, cla- ok i can't say that word anymore! Haa haa it was............old-school hilarity! Haa haa!!!

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ah sorry ria - i do read them, but there's a lot to get through there and i have a short attention span...

It's ok mate, I kinda go off on a tanget a liiiiiittle bit sometimes lol.

Joey: I had to kiss this guy...
Chandler: Cos he was just so darn cute?

Ross: Come out, honey. I'm telling you you look good. (to everyone quietly) tell her she looks good, tell her she looks good.
(Rachel comes out of her room)
Phoebe: (laughing) Oh my, God.....you look so good!

Ross: I don't know why we have to go to this thing anyway.
Rachel: Because I told Mindi I'd be there.
Monica: You told Barry you'd marry him!

Phoebe: Well! Someones wearing the same clothes they had on last night - did someone get a little action?
Chandler: I may have.
Monica: Woo-hoo! Stud!
Phoebe: What's her name?
Chandler: Well, I didn't actually meet her. We stayed up all night talking over the Internet.
Monica: Woo-hoo! Geek!

Ross: You what? I was there and it actually wasn't that bad...
Rachel: Alright Ross, you got me, I'm dating you!

Monica: Maybe it's because your not used to kissing guys and you just tensed up. Maybe that's what you need to work on.
(Joey looks at Ross)
Ross: Over my dead body!
(Joey looks over to Chandler)
Chandler: And I'll be using his dead body as a shield!

Joey: I got this close to him, and Monica kneed me in the back!

Joey: Oh, Rach. I think you look great. And you? You...I could eat with a spoon...
Ross: Get away from me I said 'no'!

Joey: Ask her how long she's gonna live. Women live longer.
Chandler: How do you not fall down more?!?

Phoebe: Are you the cutest?
Chandler: I think I might just be!

Awwww I love this. Reminds me of Hogmaney when its on TV up at the castle!

Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And auld lang syne!

Chorus.-For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne.
We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.

And surely ye'll be your pint stowp!
And surely I'll be mine!
And we'll tak a cup o'kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.
For auld, &c.

We twa hae run about the braes,
And pou'd the gowans fine;
But we've wander'd mony a weary fit,
Sin' auld lang syne.
For auld, &c.

We twa hae paidl'd in the burn,
Frae morning sun till dine;
But seas between us braid hae roar'd
Sin' auld lang syne.
For auld, &c.

And there's a hand, my trusty fere!
And gie's a hand o' thine!
And we'll tak a right gude-willie waught,
For auld lang syne.
For auld, &c.

LOL Caz!! It's past New Years'!!

The quote My Form Teacher put in my Leavers' Book:

'Remember me when you make your millions.'Awwwwwwwwwwww!!!! Bless 'im!

hee hee. I know I just like it!

Or there's:

"I'll remember you when I make my millions"

Caz, I love Auld Lang Syne tooo!! the edinburgh street party is fab!!! Awww........I wish it was Hogmany!!

Scrubs Quotes:

Turk: I love large groups of white people eating pollen.
Dr. Kelso: Go tell that little ******* this second before he coughs a kidney up to his fake father and sues this hospital. Write that down in your little unicorn book.

Dr. Cox: Who gave you this number?
JD: I'm asking for your help here.
Dr. Cox: Ok, but I think it's very important to focus on the "who gave you this number" issue.
JD: Fine. Maybe I got too involved like you said, but would it kill you for once to acknowledge for that my heart was in the right place instead of spending all your time berading me.
Dr. Cox: You got this number from Jordan didn't you? She hates me.

Dr. Cox: Carla, Carla, have you seen newbie?
Carla: Oh you mean he got off your leash?
Dr. Cox: Ha, give me a break. The kid's like like a, have you ever seen a drunk baby? Eh, it's a long story involving my son, rum cake, and a low counter. Suffice to say, as it turns out, at first, it's enduring to watch them bounce off of the walls, but then you take your eyes off of them for one second and BAM! They've got a bucket on their head and they're plowing right through your brand new flat screen TV. God save me, it was barely out of the box. The point is...newbie is MY drunk baby.

JD: Mr. Mulligan only has a son and Elliot lost him.
Turk: Awesome. (JD gives him a look) For me.

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Or there's:

"I'll remember you when I make my millions"

What was that Hope? What did ya mean?!

That's something I say

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Caz, I love Auld Lang Syne tooo!! the edinburgh street party is fab!!! Awww........I wish it was Hogmany!!

I know its sooo good. I wsh it was new years too. It would be a new season of ER and just past xmas....but it would be cold!

oh and u've got to love this one:

'Gonnae no dae that!'
'how?'
'just gonnae no'

aawwww classic chewin' the fat. Thats also another reason I wished it was new years

All you guys who read the L&L will know why this song is here. I love it so much, it's the song that is gonna define my time at school forever.....

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
So make the best of this test, and don't ask why.
It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time.

It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right.
I hope you had the time of your life.

So take the photographs, and still frames in your mind.
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time.
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial.
For what it's worth, it was worth all the while.

It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right.
I hope you had the time of your life. Time Of Your Life - Green Day

"I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?"

dylan moran - GENIUS!

^ LOL he was funny wasn't he?!
When he was going on about the little girl at the birthday parties and the boy with a migrane! Haa haa!
"You can't get a migrane!! You can still drown and get run over!!"

i love him!
black books is the funniest thing ever!

Was he in Nottinghill as that guy that steals the books from the shop?

yeah he was. what a legend!