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lol ewww
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Carter: did the gang go out again last night?
Abby: its not a gang it’s a club
Carter: not another stage diving incident I hope
Abby: first rule of girls club is you don’t talk about girls club
Carter: you’re not going to tell me what you did?
Abby: The usual, prank calls, pillow fights, lesbian experimentation
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Was it a Biology textbook?
"Let me just put down this bag of rats and I'll tell you..."
"What could possibly make us even for the Tampa job...
"Why would you get a tattoo of a mop?"
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"Homer on Life and Death" as checked out of Somerville College Library.
You heard it here first!
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Well then there is no explanation. Unless they were so into it that they read it on the toilet.
"Let me just put down this bag of rats and I'll tell you..."
"What could possibly make us even for the Tampa job...
"Why would you get a tattoo of a mop?"
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Or unless they were so into it...fullstop?
Argh! These aren't happy thoughts. We need some new news.
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Yes, I thought of that too, but decided not to go there.  But it's ok, because you crossed the line for me.
"Let me just put down this bag of rats and I'll tell you..."
"What could possibly make us even for the Tampa job...
"Why would you get a tattoo of a mop?"
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Ooh, and news.... I'm hungry. My dad was SUPPOSED to be cooking pizza, but I think he has either forgotten, decided to watch tv instead, or cooked himself accidently.
"Let me just put down this bag of rats and I'll tell you..."
"What could possibly make us even for the Tampa job...
"Why would you get a tattoo of a mop?"
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Check me, triple post! BREAKING NEWS - MY DAD HAS NOT COOKED HIMSELF, I CHECKED! THE OVEN HAS BROKEN! WE CAN'T HAVE PIZZA TONIGHT, OR EVER UNTIL IT IS FIXED! Which, knowing my parents, will be sometime next year.
"Let me just put down this bag of rats and I'll tell you..."
"What could possibly make us even for the Tampa job...
"Why would you get a tattoo of a mop?"
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quote: *Breaking News*
My brother said he's just found a pubic hair in his library book. (That's vastly not nice)
lovely 
Lex: Trust me, Clark. Our friendship is going to be the stuff of legend
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eww...thats so gross. Must remember to always buy brand new unadulterated books. I have news: IM MOVING TO THE GLOBAL VILLAGE! (Tomorrow. I thought packing would take a lot longer than it does when I have no stuff. Ive done most of it in an hour.)
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Shoe love is true love
- Why didn't you fire him?
- He has great hair
- Can you say that with pompoms?
- That's not faith, that's politics. Kind of like the difference between friendship and popularity.
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My daughter just slapped her lil brother!!  Boy, i am mad!!................ Help i need Supernanny! 
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"Dev?Just like everybody else?...He's got this long pigtail down his back and he's wearing a diamond star on his forehead!!!"
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Watch Wife Swap, it'll make you feel better about your family.  I used to slap my little brother all the time (still do actually), it doesn't mean much. I love him really. (When I say little, he is actually 14, I don't go round slapping little kids. Just thought I'd clear that up. )
"Let me just put down this bag of rats and I'll tell you..."
"What could possibly make us even for the Tampa job...
"Why would you get a tattoo of a mop?"
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NEWS: I FORGOT IT'S TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY TODAY! JADE, DID YOU REMEMBER? CRAP, MY PLANS TO CONFUSED PEOPLE WERE BUGGERED! 
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Stephen Fry: It's a blend of Disco and Techno. I call it Tesco.
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I had it as my msn personal message earlier but ive not actually talked like a pirate today. so here 'aaarrrrrhhhhg' thats what pirates say isnt it?
Lex: Trust me, Clark. Our friendship is going to be the stuff of legend
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Yep. Arrrrrrrrrr. 
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Stephen Fry: It's a blend of Disco and Techno. I call it Tesco.
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BREAKING NEWS: gaz, i did NOT remember! it would've made chemistry awkward too, i reckon. my teacher was already in a bad mood. some menopausal thing i feel...
In Other News: I've just had a shower, washed my hair and am hanging around to watch Dara O'Brien (comedy genius) on the Jack Dee Live at the Apollo thang after the BBC1 news...
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All the news that new and approved by the US army............... (i think that quote is right) I am going to bed. HA HA HA [10:38:03 AM] Chas says: whats the colour of the day? ill see if i have something to match... |
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More news, just in.... Both my cats followed me to the shop, waited outside and came home with me tonight! awww.
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If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of tiny feet, I would put shoes on my cat.
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Roxy you must have had a fish smell on your clothes
♥Every moment of your life is a love story, every breath, the whispered passion of your soul.♥
♥Member of the 'GH'.♥
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quote: Originally posted by switch1: Roxy you must have had a fish smell on your clothes
My cats love me!  cheeky monkey!
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If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of tiny feet, I would put shoes on my cat.
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Breaking news: The c4 ER forummers have failed abismally (sp?) in their task of talking like pirates for 1 day. There were only a few random words flung in to try and make up for it which really isn't good enough. You all get an E- *tuts*
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If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of tiny feet, I would put shoes on my cat.
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BREAKING NEWS... im now on my way to the oncall room, having finally finished my shift that was supposed to be over at 4am. standard bunch of nighttime lamers... a lady with a thigh burn from spilling hot tea at 3am... several drunk head injuries... a nurse from one of the wards with a "severe headache"... yeah right, noone gets out of any part of a night shift when im on one too!
whats with these donut holes? hmm...
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quote: You all get an E-
Exxcuuuuuuuuse me!! But I think they deserve a U! For Unclassified! Cause they all failed abismally!! BREAKING NEWS : My hair was straightened this morning. It's now like a puff ball. It's gone frizzy. DAMN FRIZZ HORMONES AND MOISTURE IN THE AIR!!!!!!!
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No we're never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy.....
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I had an onion bagel for lunch and someone gave me a sage mint to eat afterwards. 
"One day my logic was proven wrong because the tide came in and gave me a sail"
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