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Yeah, I'm not understanding that.

And my brother took both the guitars to uni with him.

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Ignored post by Kazrj2000 posted

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I have a skanky story about my day! Whhoo! This photographer lady came into our photography class today, (she used to go to my college) and she was showing us her photos, and lots of them were naked-ee. And I swear the guy next to me was playing with his trouser snake. It was icky. (Sorry, I don't know why I felt I should share that with everyone)

And a bird pooed on me yesterday.

Oh, like, ew...
Actually, at least he was next to you, not behind you...

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Ignored post by Hannah_dee posted

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Yeah, I'm not understanding that.

They're the frets

It's all played in A..that's why. If you don't have a guitar, just hum it, i do that and my friend just ends up joining it.

^ And Hannah, at least if he was behind her she wouldn't see him...in action. But yeah. Ugh.

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Ignored post by Gaz_89 posted

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Yeah, but next to him there's less chance of...
y'know.

Sorry Kate, I shouldn't be talking about the hypothetical violation of your back...

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Ignored post by Hannah_dee posted

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Yeah..that's true.

It's all that woman's fault, why bloody naked pictures?!

When our teachers friend showed us his portfolio he only had 1 naked picture..see, that's how all portfolios should be..

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Ignored post by Gaz_89 posted

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That's not the point -why Entertain Yourself in CLASS??

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Ignored post by lemon jelly posted

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Zactly...He should have at least waited 'til class was over, and done it in the loo. Some people

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Ignored post by Hannah_dee posted

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He should have at least waited 'til class was over, and done it in the loo.

Ha, yeah - just like EVERYONE ELSE, dammit!

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Rosey Roxy

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Ha, yeah - just like EVERYONE ELSE, dammit!

Sometimes you worry me Jade.

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Ignored post by Rosey Roxy posted

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I'm pretty sure it's in my old school guidebook somewhere that masturbation in the classroom isn't cricket, and that such actions should be reserved for breaktime (They give you 5 minutes, how much longer would a chap need?)

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Ignored post by Hannah_dee posted

Rosey Roxy

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Is that how it's worded? "isn't cricket" That's fabulous!

Oh this place is making me laugh today!

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Ignored post by Rosey Roxy posted

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...Weeeeeell...actually, i never made a habit of readin' the school guidebook thing. And i doubt it had anything about masturbation in it. Which probably means that it'd be just peachy to whack away wherever. But seriously...spooge shouldn't be allowed in the classroom.

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Ignored post by Hannah_dee posted

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(They give you 5 minutes, how much longer would a chap need?)

Well it depends doesn't it.

Naked man + horny boy = big problem.

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Ignored post by Gaz_89 posted

WishIwasSam

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And have learnt the intro to 'Seven Nation Army'.

EVERYBODY learns how to play that first! It's piss easy!!!

Breaking News: I hate the Mirror (newspaper) they've just spoilt what Voldemort looks like for me. Absolute-fricking-bast*rds. I hate them with an absolute vengence.

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Ignored post by WishIwasSam posted

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Duh! That's why i learnt it!

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Ignored post by Gaz_89 posted

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If I could play the saxophone as beautifully as this guy on my CD is doing right now, I wouldn't need a face.

Ignored post by lemon jelly posted

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How would you play without a face?

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Ignored post by Gaz_89 posted

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she makes a good point.

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Ignored post by lemon jelly posted

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I have a suggestion..but i won't go into it.

My friend plays the sax. Makes me laugh everytime she tells me she's going to practise sax..

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Ignored post by Gaz_89 posted

Fiona_

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LOL! What are you like?

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Ignored post by Fiona_ posted

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You're one to talk!

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randombecky

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Originally posted by Hannah_dee:
...Weeeeeell...actually, i never made a habit of readin' the school guidebook thing. And i doubt it had anything about masturbation in it. Which probably means that it'd be just peachy to whack away wherever. But seriously...spooge shouldn't be allowed in the classroom.

... while we are on this ^ subject, just thought you would all love to hear my delightful story.. not that interesting, but my old music teacher had very sus. looking white stains on his crotch most lessons... and he sometimes went bright red and quickly ran behind the piano even though he wasnt playing anythig.... if its a 'problem' of his then fair enoguh... but he souldnt get a jo in a girls skool!! lol

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Kazrj2000

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Ew! I've really started something here. I probably shouldn't have shared, I don't know what came over me.

Couldn't resist.

Moving on - I now smell smoky and barbecue-ee and it's yummy. Yay for bonfires!

"Let me just put down this bag of rats and I'll tell you..."
"What could possibly make us even for the Tampa job...
"Why would you get a tattoo of a mop?"

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Ignored post by Kazrj2000 posted

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Couldn't resist.

That's probably what that boy next to you thought..

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