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i have a cut in my mouth, and decided to eat salt and vinegar crisps.


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Do you know what happened to the boy who suddenly got everything he ever dreamed of? He lived happily ever after.
 
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my breaking news. i have burnt my arm. stupid really was sticking something in the oven and it got trapped between the very hot middle shelf and the very hot bottom shelf. stung like crazy and now i have a big red mark on the top and bottom of my arm that really hurts.... but what the hey...


And In The End The Love You Take Is Equal To The Love You Make

- Remember that, the Beatles were all about love, it's all you need. Peace and love everyone!


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My brother accidentally shaved off his goatee this morning HAHAHA sorry but I find it so funny- how can you accidentally shave off your goatee? He now looks about 15 again and is all annoyed cos he has to grow it back before some forum meet he's going to at the weekend...heheheheheeee


I keep trying to make my brother grow a goatee, but he just refuses, the stupid boy. Roll Eyes I want him to have one so that he can pull on it with one hand while staring into the distance. Then I can laugh at him. I'm such a bad sister. Ninja


"Let me just put down this bag of rats and I'll tell you..."
"What could possibly make us even for the Tampa job...
"Why would you get a tattoo of a mop?"
 
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Originally posted by Little Shakespeare:
my breaking news. i have burnt my arm. stupid really was sticking something in the oven and it got trapped between the very hot middle shelf and the very hot bottom shelf. stung like crazy and now i have a big red mark on the top and bottom of my arm that really hurts.... but what the hey...




owwww, sounds very painful.
i once burned my chin when i was straigtening my hair whil till half asleep. it took me a while to register that i was in pain so it was uite bad, lol.

In FT my friend put an oven glove on her right hand then took the cake tin out of the oven with her laft hand because she had something in the other one and forgot that she was supposed to :S



that wasnt really news, but im bored...
 
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Originally posted by Little Shakespeare:
my breaking news. i have burnt my arm. stupid really was sticking something in the oven and it got trapped between the very hot middle shelf and the very hot bottom shelf. stung like crazy and now i have a big red mark on the top and bottom of my arm that really hurts.... but what the hey...


is the burn like a grill mark? cos that would be cool, although i'm extremely sorry you're in pain. try putting toothpaste on it, they did that to me when my bro knocked boiling hot tea onto my arm when i was young. in the plane, they just gave me a teddy, yeah, like that's gonna flipping help!


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He might be a magic teddy...Razz


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yeah, sure Razz

news: my brother is a b*stard. it's not really news, i've always known, i'm letting him use my card to buy a psp and he'll owe me back whenever he can, and i ask him to get me something from downstairs and he says no. typical little shit.


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Stephen Fry: It's a blend of Disco and Techno. I call it Tesco.
 
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Call the magical Card People and tell them your card has been stolen. Big Grin

That would teach him Ninja, unless you're using the internet.


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"What could possibly make us even for the Tampa job...
"Why would you get a tattoo of a mop?"
 
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he's buying it online. but i told him i'm not gonna let him use it. Razz but i will, cos i'm gonna feel bad if i don't, damn me and my kindness Razz


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owwww, sounds very painful.
i once burned my chin when i was straigtening my hair whil till half asleep. it took me a while to register that i was in pain so it was uite bad, lol.

In FT my friend put an oven glove on her right hand then took the cake tin out of the oven with her laft hand because she had something in the other one and forgot that she was supposed to :S


i almost did that once... i think i should stay away from ovens...

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is the burn like a grill mark? cos that would be cool, although i'm extremely sorry you're in pain. try putting toothpaste on it, they did that to me when my bro knocked boiling hot tea onto my arm when i was young. in the plane, they just gave me a teddy, yeah, like that's gonna flipping help!

it's not a grill burn but it does look slightly cool, all red and stuff...we ahve some cream so i don't really have to put toothpaste on my arm...does sound cool though...

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news: my brother is a b*stard.

aawwww, don't say that.. brothers are annoying but you miss tehm when they#re not around!! i'm missing my brother and i wish he as here to annoy me...admit it, life would be boring without brothers...


And In The End The Love You Take Is Equal To The Love You Make

- Remember that, the Beatles were all about love, it's all you need. Peace and love everyone!


Valentine The Beatles - *In My Life I'll Love You More* Valentine
 
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erm, i don't really talk to my bro, we're all fine and nice to eachother at school, but he just takes the piss at home. but it's ok, everyday is new so we're always ok in the morning.


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BREAKING NEWS...

ok, so ive just found out that the east croydon branch of subway does not offer the seafood sensation sub anymore! Eek

this is bollox! i specifically wanted to have a footlong seafood sensation today, having had my hair cut... even had two fully stamped subway sub club cards ready!

had to settle for a footlong meatball marinara. on hearty italian, the only bread choice left after a lunchtime sellout, not on my fav italian herbs & cheese bread.

*sigh*




whats with these donut holes? hmm...
 
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So, now I'm hungry....

Erm, news... well, speaking of brothers, my older bro is going to uni on Sunday! He's going to be over 3 hours away. Frown It sucks. Frown


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"What could possibly make us even for the Tampa job...
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aawww, kate i feel for you! my brothers moved to glasgow which is loads and loads of hours away... out of the country in fact! Frown i hope you're ok!


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- Remember that, the Beatles were all about love, it's all you need. Peace and love everyone!


Valentine The Beatles - *In My Life I'll Love You More* Valentine
 
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I don't have any brothers......Frown


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And Chas, that well and truly sucks my friend. But I don't like Seafood anyway so i wouldn't have been bothered.....Italian BMT is my fave.

Guess that could count as my breaking news....other than that I'm lovesick.....lol. Razz


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Yeah, i'm with Clare on that one. I'll protect him and everything, cos he's younger, but still..he's an ass!


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my breaking news: i hate physics A level and if i do not drop it in the next week it will hunt me down and kill me...


i love my brother, but hes in leeds so i dont get to see him much.


Chas, you shoould always go for the meatball sub anyway... always.
meetball sub on hearty italian, with cheese, lettuce, tmato, cucumber, pepper and onions, with mayo and red wine vinigar... mmmmmmmmmmm
 
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Breaking news! I officially live in the most violent place in the developed world! Well, apparently...according to the man on the radio....Anyhoo, Scotland is the most violent country and Ayrshire the most violent area of Scotland so....yay for living here! Roll Eyes


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my new news:

what a confidence booster, my friend just told me she doent think i will make it as a doctor because 'its lot of hard work'. i know it good to tell the truth, but saying that is not good. shes knows that that is the one thing i really really want to do. it one thing if the Unis turn me down, but im sure my friends r supposed to support me Frown
 
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thats not too nice becky.

Just remember the words of Dr Cox: if your head explodes you will never make it as a doctor Big Grin

Latest news from me is.......................................................

nothign apart from I am off to work.


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[10:38:03 AM] Chas says: whats the colour of the day? ill see if i have something to match...
 
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I don't understand the UCAS website! Maybe that's a sign....If I'm not smart enough to figure how to apply then I'm not smart enough to get into uni.....


Spreading the Carby Love

I spend 23 hours a day wondering whether we’re wrong for each other, wondering whether the baggage we both bring would be enough to sink a small ship...But in the 24th hour, I realise I’ve been thinking about her for 23 hours and it always comes back to, there's something about her that I can’t stay away from. Something about her, that makes me wanna…love her.

*~*~*So what am I? The butterfly or the tornado?*~*~*
 
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What dont you understand Lynz?


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