Pilfering what?

Pretty sure it was Eddie. He was wearing black leather gloves, was taking a video out of a player and was, if I remember correctly, really very creepy looking!

Oh sure, that was Eddie. Eddie trying to be Big Bad Evil Eddie, and not really succeeding. The video was his security cam tape of Paula Of The Fluctuating Accent, henceforth Whimpering Paula. Honestly woman, it's just a pair of handcuffs. Ben didn't whimper!

The episode guides. lol. It was just that little winking smilie at the end.

No... I meant that somebody somewhere is writing actual sensible episode synopses, so that those of you who want to know what's going on in the episodes you miss can actually read it properly, instead of wading through two hundred words of my sarcastic twaddle. The proper episode synopses at sunset-beach.co.uk even use real character names!

But yours are much more interesting!

I'm sure plenty of people would disagree with that!

Wednesday 27/10

Fun and games all over the beach today, so we'll begin with Bubblewrap. This may be because her bit of plot was so exciting that I can't wait to tell you about it, or it may be because I want to get it out of the way. Decide for yourselves. Anyway, Bubblewrap gets a call from the Sinister Jo-Jo, who has a gun to Michael's head. Jo-Jo tells Bubblewrap to come to his place alone, or Michael will get his head exploded. And that would be a shame, since he's one of our better actors. Bubblewrap flies to Michael's rescue, bursting into some warehouse somewhere, and Michael yells "Look out! It's a trap!" Michael... of course it's a trap! Good grief man, even Bungalow could have worked that one out! There's a fight, and Jo-Jo loses. Michael and Bubblewrap flee. One of Greggie's minions arrives to stop Jo-Jo from giving chase, and does something sinister to Sinister Jo-Jo, involving Mexico. Michael takes Bubblewrap home. Yep - home. That's certainly where I'd go when an armed madman who knows where I live has just tried to shoot me.

And meanwhile Greggie is throwing a cocktail party, to which he has rather stupidly invited his alleged alibi for the night of Dead Boy's murder, thus giving TGO and Smeg ample opportunity to trawl for information. Not that Greggie actually invited TGO, but Greggie did used to be in Knot's Landing, so he should know how these party affairs always turn out. Anyway, Greggie is still completely failing to be taken in by Ben and Meg's insistence that they're lovers, although they're increasingly enjoying their 'pretend' kissing. Oh Ben... it's not too late. Doesn't Annie look nice this evening?! Actually, speaking of Annie, she's hallucinating every which way about having blood on her hands from finding her father's body. It's Ben's house causing the problem, I swear it is. Spend more than a day there, you're hallucinating about dead people. Or even, in Ben's case, dead people who aren't actually dead.

Dimples is looking for the rest of the Deschanel jewels, and having got one piece of the collection from Olivia, breaks into her house to look for more. Dimples, it has to be said, is the world's noisiest housebreaker, ever. Although whoever heard of a cat burglar in a beige tanktop, anyway? He prods, he pries, he snoops, he finds nothing, Cruella, however, finds him. Oh well. Meanwhile Eddie gives Paula to a serial killer, or rapist, or something. Eddie, Eddie, dear, dear Eddie. We've talked before about actually using your brain if you want to get away with this! Silly Eddie. Paula whimpers and wails and gnashes her teeth, although admittedly it's got to be painful for her lying on her back all the time like that. I'd swear she's got more weight on her chest every day. Honestly, it's growing with every episode. Oh, and Spawn spills the beans to Smeg about not really having seen Collagen the night of Dead Boy's murder, and Smeg and TGO cleverly discuss all this within Greggie's hearing. He lurks and frowns, and goes all glittery-eyed. Good old Greggie. With a bit of luck he'll try to have Ben stopped, and Smeg'll get sliced and diced and fed to the sharks instead. Well hey, it's a thought.

Thankyou!

Why was casey named bungalow?

Knots landing - theres a walk down memory lane!!!! ne1 else used to watch it? I loved it, i was quite young when it was on but my mum was hooked so i was!!! Paige - my fav character.

Wasnt Bette in it too as claudia or something?

Smeg was once again un-neccessarily bitchy to annie, even tho it seemed collagen genuinely apologised to smeg...oh well at least when dumbo shows up she'll give her a run for her money, lol. See, already we see smeg 4 what shes realli like, i dont understand why everyone thinks shes so sweet!
Maybe if we throw a bucket of water over smeg's head she'll melt, and the real dorothy can take her identity and house back in Kansas!!!

Bungalow = Not Much Upstairs!

Bette used to be in Knot's Landing, yes. She had bright red hair in those days, which really rather suited her. She was mixed up in the big Greg/Mack storylines, so she was a much bigger character than Greggie. He wasn't in it all that long.

Mack was my favourite character. I often think that Sandy in The OC is bit of a Mack rip-off!

Oooh. I saw it today! That Caitlin woman annoys me. Nice to see Ben again. English accent and all!

Why do you like his accent so much? You must hear them every day!

Good episode today, though, wasn't it. I love Eddie's little talking to himself scene. He really is going bonkers, bless him. Caitlin is really annoying though, isn't she! She has such a dappy smile, and she's such a wimp! I really don't understand what Greggie sees in her.

Cole's got weird arms. He seriously needs to keep his shirt on. Not the beige tanktop, necessarily, but definitely his shirt!

Actually, no. Y'see, not many people have the real English accent 'round here. More of a strange dialect that even after ten years, I still don't always understand! It was a good episode though, yeah. Caitlin. Argh. And Meg annoyed me today, too...

Mack was married to karen wasnt he, and was paige's dad?
Yeh he was cool.
Y'know i was thinking the same thing abt sandy wen u mentioned mack - must be telepathy!!!! lol.

Caitlin is way to dreamy with her head in the clouds, and i think this whole thing abt greggie adoring his 'little girl' so much he has to have her stalked is creepy - god greggie get a life!!! And was she wearing white because she's secretly pretending its her wedding to cole?!

Quite funny how olive is still willing to sleep with cole even tho she blatantly knows that he's just after her jewels (literally speaking of course!)

Eddie is very strange, i dont understand why he didnt just let paula go, instead of being all evil and stuff - i think he just does it so he can stroke the baby hairs on his chin while looking mischevious...
Why get the 'big bad wolf' ralph myers - makes no sense eddie!! Like getting revenge for a parking violation is part of the intricate workings of a psycho's mind - mind you thickardo won't piece it together till Eddie writes him a confession and throws it in his face!

Smeg's just lovin the fact that she found Annie's coat with blood on it, so now she can have TGO and his haunted house all to herself, someone should take that girl to Alton Towers and she'll realise his house is nothing special. Why oh why couldnt u run of with evil twin derek (who was basically ben but with a diffferent jumper on)
That was so funny they could have at least changed the hair, i mean they could have borrowed one of the 'brilliant wigs' used in the elaine/bette/olive flashbacks!!!

sorri i just realised dhow much ive been waffling on....

Yeah, GVL. Use spoilers spaces next time.

Mack was married to Karen, yes. Paige I think was his kid, I got a bit confused with who was married to who first. He and Karen later adopted a little tyke called Meg, and also - cue OC theme music - took in a teenage boy in trouble with the law, fleeing an abusive family. Yep, Mack is Sandy. Just without the Jewish thing!

You've got a TV though, Becky! You must hear English accents on TV!

oh im so sorry!! i was going off on a tangent and didnt realise....sorry ev1!!!!!!!!!

Memba wen gary thot val had died...gary was someone i could never make my mind up about...
was that jewish kid called jason?

Don't know. What Jewish kid?

Gary was a good guy. He was JR and Bobby's brother! Val was annoying though.

jason is the long haired guy who fanced that girl whose mum got killed by a drunk driver...

"A drunk driver"?! That was Sam Behrens! Our very own Greggie! Honestly, GVL, fancy not remembering that!

The girl then killed poor Greggie. She was the screen daughter of the very wonderful Larry Riley, a very brave man who died too young. The guy who fancied her was the abused kid Mack and Karen took in? Argh, getting confused. Was he Jewish? I don't remember.

OMG was that realli greggie?!!!!!
Its just that his face is a little fuzzy in ma memeory - it was a long time ago!!!!

Sunset Beach giving me some joke again today, ralph myers cleans up the abandoned warehouse where paula was being held hostage so it looks like no-ones been there for a long time, but conveniently leaves brand new glistening - and very incriminating - pair of handcuffs on the bed. Gees, paula may aswell have left a picture of herself on the bed saying 'i was here' !!!!!

Me thinks Cole's having a bit too much fun 'researching' the whereabouts of the jewels!!! I dont think dimples fits into not-yet-dimples wadrobe because we see him in the same clothes everyday!!
Im starting to think that Cole might be spiderman because he doesnt appear to use a ladder to climb up 4 floors...
I think greggie and his FBI style security may have noticed a big silver ladder going up to their bedroom window - unless the security was chosen by Thickardo!!!!

Bette was overjoyed to see popsie alive in what resembled a kodak moment "if onli i could see those big beautiful eyes one more time" - and then appears like magic Annie!!! Well she was in the haunted house....

Once again Tim decides to multi-task for Greggie, so now he can add to his CV Chauffeur, Childminder, Spy - and now stalker..altho i dont think tight pants has a problem with stalking smeg seeing as he's missing her soo much, y'know i think we should consider renaming tim toto - meg's lapdog!!!

Back at ben's we come to see that tight-pants stalker skills aren't up to scratch as his sophisticated spy techniques consist of him hiding in ben's bush (how original) wearing his suit! C'mon tim even a hat with some leaves glued to it might have helped.

TGO's out on the deck with meg, an after his apparent talent for hiding things decides to talk about his dead/fugitive playmate where ne1 in walking distance or "hiding in the bushes" might hear....
Smeg meanwhile is having a dear-diary moment with Ben, where she tells him she "wont walk away" but shes basically saying 'im going to stalk you no matter what so you might as well be nice' God smeg why dont you just sow yourself into ben's pocket!!!

Ralph Must have learnt how to be a make-up artist in prison because not onli does he manage to dress unconscious Paula in a wedding dress but her make-up,hair and skin are immaculate!!!
Paula's bladder must be very empty too - maybe she's just a mannequin and the real paula is being hidden at ben's along with maria's ghost and annie and the rest of ben's 'shady' past...

Awwww. Ben seemed so concerned!

Yeh we should enjoy ben and annie's 'relationship' while it lasts....unless u meant ben's concern for meg???

That wasn't concern Ben had for Meg. He was trying his best to get rid of her! Bloody woman hanging round all the time. he's just too polite to really tell her to get lost!