Nice poems!

We're still waiting for yours, Becky!

I'm writing one? All in good time, I'm sure! (Mind you, that could be a long time...)

Write us an SB haiku then! You're good at them, and they're only short so they must be easy to write!

It's just a quick one - and a bad one! - but without further rubbish a-do:

While evil prevails
Ben sits handcuffed to a chair
So nice to see him

Hah! Oh, the hilarity!

That's a good one. I like that! Poor Ben and his handcuffs; he seemed to spend the best part of a year chained up in that warehouse.

Thankyou! And then when he broke out...the strength!

The strength! The madness! The sheer impossibility! Followed by the bizarre mortuary woman subplot and another month of Smeg nearly seeing the twins photograph, and never quite working it all out!

It was the cabin bit that never failed to make me laugh! Oooh, and the cliff!

Which one was it that fell over! Meg's little squeak! Ben! Derek! Ben! Derek!

And then when Derek came back later. I think 'Ben' had cornered Tess somewhere, and she thought she'd been rumbled. Then he kissed her and she suddenly twigged, and so did the audience. That was cool! Then it turned out that that meant Ben had been chained up in another warehouse for the past few months. Poor Ben!

MacBecky's daily SB update.

Bungalow invited Smeg, Michael and Mark to join him in his beach house as lodgers. Doctor Martial Law wasn't impressed, but Bungalow won her over with his coin-tossing skills.

TGO and Collagen had another of their flirting-but-not-flirting scenes, and she confessed she wanted to kill her father. TGO did his "the producers are going to milk this 'I may be a murderer myself' plot for the rest of the series, so I'm not going to pass judgement" thing, then moped about Maria for a while.

Tim turned up, and shadowed Meg for the rest of the show.

Del and Loony Liv decided to run away together. Greasy Greg doesn't know about it. Loony Liv is being set up as another suspect in Del's upcoming murder. As, obviously, is Collagen.

Thickardo was hopeless, both as a detective and as a boyfriend.

TGO went to mope on his boat. Smeg turned up. They completely failed to realise that they're the ones they've been E-mailing all these months. Ben went off moping.

Tim and Smeg talked. Gonna have to look up Tim's C5 nickname. Calling him Tim seems too friendly.

Ben went home, moping. He tried to call Collagen (she lives next door, weirdo, why are you phoning her?!) to chat, but she wasn't there, conveniently, to set her up as a suspect for Del's murder.

Tiffany pretended to be 'Dorothy from Kansas' again, in her scheme to get Ben's money. Interrupted mid-mope, TGO was not best pleased, and did his "the producers are going to milk this 'I may be a murderer myself' plot for the rest of the series, so I'm going to be mean and moody now" act, and Tiff hurt her ankle. Ben picked her up and took her into her house.

Somebody shot Del.

I'm getting good at this.

Nice one, Micks! Thankyou!

Meant TGO took Tiff into his house, not her house. She doesn't have a house, and he wouldn't know where it was, anyway.

And it's Tight Pants Tim! Of course...

Tight Pants Tim! That's the one!

Poor Tim. Tim not very nice but dim.

He's so irritating! It may be a year until Derek chucks him off the scaffolding, but it can't come quickly enough. How did he manage to survive?!

Hopefully I'll be able to record by then! Derek is the legend! Then we have the burial...the hand...

The mummies... the boredom that was Father Fit and Gobby.

And then the return of Derek!

I hugely disliked Gobby. Gobby. Gobby. Gobby. Made me so angry! And I can't for the life of me think why...

Because she was so annoying. It wasn't so bad before the Father Fit storyline, but that was all just so horrible!

I'm quite enjoying things at the moment. No Gobby, no Father Fit, no Dimples, no Smurf, no Spawn. Actually he did put in an appearance at the very end of Friday's episode, but that's all so far. And constantly moping TGO is infinitely better than when he's madly in love with Smeg. He and Annie are having some great scenes together at the moment.

I love ben and annie together!!! Ther so funny and defos manke tha best couple.

I hate ben and meg!!!! aaaargh hes much better with maria, meg just annoys me so much!!! shes better off with casey...

I really liked gobby!! she actually acted really well in this last episodes with ricardo...altho i have to admit she did annoy me for a while with antonio....

Spawn - what a terrible actor!!! Paula is actually annoying me a little shes too needy..

Paula is Gobby's sister isn't she?

Some has shown me how to set my video recorder, so just for you Mickey, I will watch mondays episode.

Do they want to come show me, too?!

Aw, Becky. I wish I could help! Tell me the make of your video recorder. Make and model.

And now we have a newbie viewer, I'm really hoping Monday's episode is a good one. Del's just been shot, so should be the aftermath, but - it being Sunset Beach - he'll probably lie on the floor for the next three days whilst the plot advances at its usual snail's pace! I predict it'll be at least a fortnight before Ben and Meg finally realise who they both are.

It's a...Sharp 7EON Multi-player! Good luck... Thankyou, though! The thought alone, is much appreciated!