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Luv Loz

*Founding member of LMFAO*
*29th member of the Abby forum fan club*
*16th member of the Carby forum fanclub*

~*~Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't really following you~*~

~*~Its a mixture of Jazz and Funk - I call it Junk~*~

All you have to look forward to is unconsciousness; but you can never sleep - Jip, Human Traffic

Are you saying you want to be like me? Newbie, cant you see that, I just barely wanna be like me...? - Dr Cox, Scrubs

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You gonna tax the bathroom?

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One Tree Hill - Season 4 - Sundays, 5pm, E4

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Hell hath no fury like a squiggle spoiled

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Do you know what happened to the boy who suddenly got everything he ever dreamed of? He lived happily ever after.

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Stephen Fry: It's a blend of Disco and Techno. I call it Tesco.

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Say 'goodbye' Mr. Fish.....he's waving!

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Hailed as a hero, branded a fool

"Let me just put down this bag of rats and I'll tell you..."
"What could possibly make us even for the Tampa job...
"Why would you get a tattoo of a mop?"

Spreading the Carby Love

I spend 23 hours a day wondering whether we’re wrong for each other, wondering whether the baggage we both bring would be enough to sink a small ship...But in the 24th hour, I realise I’ve been thinking about her for 23 hours and it always comes back to, there's something about her that I can’t stay away from. Something about her, that makes me wanna…love her.

*~*~*So what am I? The butterfly or the tornado?*~*~*

** Did you ever have a secret yearning - Dont you know it could come true
Now's the time to set wheels turning - Open up your life for you
If you take life as a crazy gamble - Throw the dice & take your chance
You will see it from a different angle - And you too will join the dance **

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Carter: did the gang go out again last night?
Abby: its not a gang it’s a club
Carter: not another stage diving incident I hope
Abby: first rule of girls club is you don’t talk about girls club
Carter: you’re not going to tell me what you did?
Abby: The usual, prank calls, pillow fights, lesbian experimentation

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*** Hector the disgruntled tortoise was actually quite a happy tortoise until he was hit by a bus ***

Honorary Member of the Hector Fan Club

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2nd member of the Hector the Disgruntled Tortoise Fan Club
5th Member of the Dr. Neela Rasgotra Fan Club
"mrs weasley let out a shriek just like Hermione's.
'I dont believe it! I dont believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! Thats everyone in the family!'
'What are Fred and I, next-door neighbours?' said George indignantly."

**5th member of the Elizabeth Forum Fan Club**
so what am i? the butterfly or the tornado??

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Shoe love is true love

- Why didn't you fire him?
- He has great hair

- Can you say that with pompoms?

- That's not faith, that's politics. Kind of like the difference between friendship and popularity.