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Do you know what happened to the boy who suddenly got everything he ever dreamed of? He lived happily ever after.

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You gonna tax the bathroom?

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*** Hector the disgruntled tortoise was actually quite a happy tortoise until he was hit by a bus ***

Honorary Member of the Hector Fan Club

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2nd member of the Hector the Disgruntled Tortoise Fan Club
5th Member of the Dr. Neela Rasgotra Fan Club
"mrs weasley let out a shriek just like Hermione's.
'I dont believe it! I dont believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! Thats everyone in the family!'
'What are Fred and I, next-door neighbours?' said George indignantly."

**5th member of the Elizabeth Forum Fan Club**
so what am i? the butterfly or the tornado??

Spreading the Carby Love

I spend 23 hours a day wondering whether we’re wrong for each other, wondering whether the baggage we both bring would be enough to sink a small ship...But in the 24th hour, I realise I’ve been thinking about her for 23 hours and it always comes back to, there's something about her that I can’t stay away from. Something about her, that makes me wanna…love her.

*~*~*So what am I? The butterfly or the tornado?*~*~*

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Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
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A smile is something special, a ribbon is something rare,
So I'll be special and I'll be rare, with a smile and a ribbon in my hair.

*Popelli's homegrown pasta sauce is avaliable to buy for the low low price of £40 per jar, exclusively for the ER forum*

And now, as the playful puppy of time bounds after the toilet paper of destiny, I must leave you...heading towards the U-bend of fate.

No, your name's not Susan and it never will be

So are you hunting for witches ...?

Lex: Trust me, Clark. Our friendship is going to be the stuff of legend

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Hell hath no fury like a squiggle spoiled

"One day my logic was proven wrong because the tide came in and gave me a sail"

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7th Member of the Marsan Forum Fan Club

Susan: My car's in the shop, I drop Susie off at my parents, meet up with you to go tequila shopping and all of a sudden we're having a torrid affair.
Mark: Who said it was torrid?
Susan: No-one, I'm just assuming it would be...that's not what I meant.
Mark: That's ok, I know what you meant. I'm sure it would be too. And why wouldn't it be?

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Do you know what happened to the boy who suddenly got everything he ever dreamed of? He lived happily ever after.

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Shoe love is true love

- Why didn't you fire him?
- He has great hair

- Can you say that with pompoms?

- That's not faith, that's politics. Kind of like the difference between friendship and popularity.

~♥~ All that glitters has a high refractive index ~♥~

Hey Mr Grump Gills
You know what you gotta do when life gets you down?