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Sweltering in this heat, I thought it might be fun to make our own list of the things that distinguish a nice spell of warm weather from a genu-wine scorcher. Kicking off ...

You know it's a heat wave when sex seems like absolutely the worst idea anyone ever had. Ever.


"Still hot, baby".
 
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The sun is shining, the sky is blue, but for once, going outside seems a bad idea.


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When Vegetarians find the meat isle in the supermarket rather pleasant.


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When it's really, really, really, really, really, really hot.
 
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Good one! Roll Eyes


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When you enjoy being stuck in an office because it is air conditioned!
 
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When it's really, really, really, really, really, really hot.

Lol. when you have a plausible excuse not to run the 3 miles u intended to do, and so instead u eat ice cream to cool you down.


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When it's really, really, really, really, really, really hot.

Lol. when you have a plausible excuse not to run the 3 miles u intended to do, and so instead u eat ice cream to cool you down.

Lol When you don't want to do anything at all
 
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Haha. Very good. Yes, but sadly some of us have to go to work in a bit albeit for 2 hours only. Still - will have to put some trousers on instead of shorts. And no air con either. Am gonna die i think!


"Never let your work become your life, Kerry. Live a little."

"Come on Bert, it's now or never" - Classic.
 
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When I wear a skirt!


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When your sweating like a pig and anything u wear get soak in your sweat within 2 hours
 
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when you are in the swimming pool and you are still sweating. (which i will be doing shortly)


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When u sleep with the covers off, window open and in the nude.


"Never let your work become your life, Kerry. Live a little."

"Come on Bert, it's now or never" - Classic.
 
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when you are in the swimming pool and you are still sweating. (which i will be doing shortly)

Eek

Julia, where have you been?


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When u sleep with the covers off, window open and in the nude.

And 2 fans blasting you. Oh and the curtains open too (ony once the lights have been switched off).


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And all these kids at ur school go crazy because of the heat...oh no but they've finished haven't they.


"Never let your work become your life, Kerry. Live a little."

"Come on Bert, it's now or never" - Classic.
 
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Nope. Friday.


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You know it's a heat wave when the Met Office says so.

*walks off mumbling about stupid frickin' hosepipe bans and why I couldn't live near the coast*


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When u sleep with the covers off, window open and in the nude.


Spreadeagled on the bed like some sort of pornographic starfish.

Thank God for spare rooms so you don't have to share a bed with another overheated body.


"Still hot, baby".
 
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When I offer to walk alllll the way to the back warehouse at work just so that I can stand in the huge freezer for a while....


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when you can sit outside drinking till after midnight and still be sweating when you come in.


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when you consider driving into work and paying the extortionate congestion charge so that you dont have to get on a baking hot train squashed up against other hot sweaty people!!
 
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When driving in your car is the only time when you feel cool (air conditioning).


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Fi, I am so jealous of all people who have air conditioning in their car. I have had a courtesy car today which has just that but its been a little cooler today. Tomorrow when I get my car back it'll be sweltering, just you watch.

When the local shop has run out of ice pops!


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I dont know how I survived without it.


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